This is Captain Kenpachi Zaraki of Squad 11. It's taken me some time to get here since I didn't have my lieutenant here to guide me.... Man, what a pain in the ass.
Anyway, I don't know what else to say for right now.
About me:
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Dislikes:
Later. *walks away*
I've been gone, I realize this. Sorry 'bout that and that sh*t. Anyway, there is NOTHING new going on, which sucks. Though I did come back from a pleasant (bloody) vacation...
Since I got nothing better to do, here's a video about how awesome I am. *grins* Enjoy.
I decided to do this quick tag. *shrugs* Ain't nothin' much to do otherwise. So here goes...
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[X] White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt/skort = skank
[]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[]Ripped jeans = emo
[]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[x]Pajamas = pimp
(I guess...)
[]Cargo = clown
[]Sweats = athlete
[]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female
[]Capris = Gangster
[]Nothing = hoe
[]Dickies = weirdo
[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[]Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[X]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[]Bald = with herpes
[]Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[]1= who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who cuddled with
[X]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[]01 = the kool-aid man
[]02 = a dog
[]03 = a shoe
[]04 = a toothbrush
[]05 = Santa Claus
[]06 = your dealer
[]07 = Barney the dinosaur
[]08 = a prostitute
[]09 = a porn star
[]10 = a bag of weed
[]11 = a lover
[]12 = a glass of milk
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a stripper
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = a jew
[]18 = a homo
[X]19 = an orange
[]20 = a dildo
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a whore
[]23 = my crush
[]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 = a condom
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = The Tojan man
[] 30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[]White = because I love marijuana
[X]Black = because im sexy as hell
[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[]Purple = because I'm gay
[]Gray = because I got dared
[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed
[]Orange = because I smoke crack
[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[]Brown = because I had to
[]Shirtless = because I've got abs
I am a sexy pimp with a sexy smile who slept with an orange because I'm sexy as hell.
Well, if that weren't strange...I agree on the sexy part, but what the f*** about the orange? *thinks of Ichigo* Hell no. *walks off*
*walks in* So yeah, I've been gone for a while. It gets so damn quiet around here at the Soul Society. Apparently, from all the updates I've missed, those damn Arrancar with their bastard leader Aizen have been pretty busy lately. It seems as though they have some new recruits on their side...those damn cockroaches. *shakes head*
Word also has it that there are some other guys around here who look like Arrancar but claim to be...shinigami? What is going on here? Damn it, where's my lieutenant!
*walks away*
*walks in and takes a seat* So it's been, as usual, since I've posted anything. Can't say there's been a whole lot going on.
Recently (probably a week or so ago), I was on Skype for once. (By the way, my Skype username is captain.zaraki. Add me if you want...) Pretty interesting. Apparently there is yet another fraccion on board. Like we need another animal freak show around here....Those Arrancar.... *shakes head*
I met him there. The fraccion guy's name is Akil (freak show + stupid *** name = wtf?). Anyway, he was pretty much acting like an ass while I was there, annoying the **** out of everyone else too. It got to a point where one of the Espada, Grimmjow, and I tag teamed and kicked Akil's ass all over Skype. Can't say I was bored then... *grins and laughs* Needless to say, he had better learn his lesson, or he'll have more coming his way.
Speaking of new comers, apparently Nanao found her way here, though she has yet to post much. 'Bout time since her captain has been sighing and whining for way too long. I mean, when Yachiru's not around, I don't cry like a baby. So in honor of my fellow captain's finding his long-lost lieutenant, I dedicate the following picture to him:
With that, I'll be headin' out now. I should look for my lieutenant...
