AHEM.

Dear Chero:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about our friendship .

Good luck on your short term leave for jail,
-Kasa

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Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - F*** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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I tag... Chero, Rachel, Meagan... and others who haven't done this yet. :D
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ROUND TWO!

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ONE - Spell your name without vowels: lss
TWO - Are you single? Yessh
THREE - Whats your favorite number? Uh... 2! :D
FOUR - What color do you wear most? Blue and purple
FIVE - Least favorite color? White (it's so boringggg.)
SIX - What are you listening to? Suite Life of Zac & Cody in the bg
SEVEN - What do you smoke? I SMOKE AIR.
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now? I guess so.
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? LOL VANESSAHUDGKINS. (it was some joke in 6th grade between me and a couple friends. xD)
TEN - What is your favorite class in school? Lunch. enough said.
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes? No.
TWELVE - How do you make money? Birthdays and holidays
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend? I have lots. O:
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school? A place. Near that other place. YOU KNOW WHERE I MEAN, RIGHT?
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing? Depends.
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you? Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious! (idk if i spelled that right)
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes? My awesome tennis shoes. :D
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses? How big is big?
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now? Upstairs playing TWEWY.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now? Washing the dishes
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now? Noope.

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what color is your underwear? White with rainbow hearts. xD.
Honestly, whats on your mind? What dinner possibilities i have for tonight. 8D
Honestly, what are you doing right now? This
Honestly, have you done something bad today? Not doing dishes.
Honestly, do you watch disney channel? I am right now. :DDD
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? My sister
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Being called a prep when i'm not. D:
Honestly, do you bite your nails? *hides fingernail nubs* PSH. NO. What're you hinting at? D<
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? One of my friends 'cause i'm lonelyyyy. D:
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? I have nothing to hide, so no.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? ... *cough*

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble? Sometimes.
Can you dance? Badly, yes. 8D
Can you do a cart wheel? YAH. AND I CAN DO A ROUND OFF TOO.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? Noo... I'd probably end up tying my tongue in a knot. xD
Can you touch your toes?: Yurp.
Can you whistle? Yep~
Can you wiggle your ears? .__. No.
Can you wiggle your nose? Nope.
Can you roll your tongue? Negative.
Can you make a clover with your tongue? Noopeee. (What's that? o.o)

ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad? Cry
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? Yell like a maniac
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? Probably.
Do you swear when you’re mad? In my head.

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out? I don't think so.
Ever cried yourself to sleep? Nope
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder? They're never around when i'm crying. D:
Ever cried over the opposite sex? No
Ever cried over the same sex? Uh... idk
Do you cry when you get an injury? It depends how much it hurts
Do certain songs make you cry? Yes, very much so.
Do certain movies make you cry? Yeahh. D:

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person? I guess sooo.
What makes you the happiest? Friends~
Does being with your friends make you happy? ... That was the answer to the last question
Do you believe in yourself? Not a whole lot.
Do you wish you were happier? Eh.
Is being happy overrated? If you're too happy, then yes.

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken? Nope.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them? ... Uhh... idk
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’? No. o.o

HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone? I don't hate... I just "dislike with great intensity" 8D
Ever made a hit list? Whats that?
Have you ever been on a hit list? Probably...?
Are you a mean bully? I'm a sarcasm bully. 8D
Do you hate George Bush? Boo. Politics. *shoots*

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low? I wouldn't say EXTREMELY... but... it's low.
Are you good looking? Uh.. a little?
Do you wish you could be someone else? No. I like me.

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color? Brunette
Current piercings? I have no holes in my body.
Have any tattoos? THOSE THINGS CAN GIVE YOU INK POISONING.
Straight hair or curly? Usually straight

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing? PJs (they have Elmo on them. 8D)
Shoes?: None 'cause i'm inside. O:
Necklace(s)? Ew. Necklaces.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone? Uhmm... Who hasn't?
Been on the phone until the sun came up? ... I don't even wake up until the sun is up. ;P
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants? ... Maybeeee. xD
Laughed so hard you cried? Every day in World G. :D
Got in a fight with someone? Verbal fight, yes. Phys fight, no.

THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person? My mom
Person you hugged? My mom

RANDOM:
Do you like surveys? They give me something to do.
Do you get along with your parents? Usuallyyy
Do you have mental breakdowns? Sometimes

CURRENT:
Current mood: Tired
Current music: "Citizen/Soldier"- 3 Doors Down
Current hair style: Wild (i just woke up... ._.)
Current crush: None. 'cause i'm cool like that. ;P
Current thing I ought to be doing: Dishes
Current windows open: Comp windows? Uh.. Windows Media Player, Notepad, and Internet Explorer
Current desktop picture: see for yourself~ {clicky} (IT'S SHMEXEH. :DDDD)

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school? Nopee
Did you ever run away from home? When i was like 5 i ran away to g'ma's house which is next door. :O
Did you ever want to be a doctor? I wanted to be a vet..
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? Noooo...

THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim? Yeah, but i'm pretty slow.
Do you like roller coasters? Yesh~
Do you own a bike? Yeah
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? Probably not

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all? Idk. o.o
Does your car get good gas mileage? I ain't got no car. STOP RUBBING IT IN. D<
Does your family have family picnics? Used to, but not anymore.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane? A couple times
Have you ever been to the Ocean? Yus, i went there this summer
Have you ever painted your nails? Yeah and it looked awful.

THE HOWS:
How did you find out about facebook? Standing over my sister's shoulder
How many of your friends on facebook have you met in person? I ain't got one.
How tall are you? LOL. 60 INCHES.
How much money do you have on you right now? On me right now? None. It's all hidden. In my room. Rawr.

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with? ...the 'rents
Last thing someone said to you? "Can you do me a favor? Go upstairs and get my glasses." - Mom
Last thing you said out loud? "Ugh... Do i have to?"

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to? "America's Suitehearts"- Fall Out Boy (Weirdest. Music Video. Ever.)
What is the weather outside? Sunshiny
What radio station do you listen to? 100.7
What was the last restaurant you ate at? A place. With country food. Yumnums.
What was the last thing you had to drink? Water
What was the last movie you watched? Peter Pan 2: Return To Neverland! *shot* xD

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... That was longggg.

2 days left.... T_____T

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