Raindrops.
Falling.
Cold.
Bubbling.
Dry.
Ice.
Empty.
Dead.
Alone.

No... Wait. I hear something... Coming from that direction! *pointing to the left* It's.. It's... NINJA MAN!

Ninja Man; Well hello there ^_^
Me; I thought you were someone important.
NM; -.-;
Me; Well, I did. What do you want? Come to steal more of my popsicles?
NM; I didn't steal them. I borrowed them.... Not planning on returning them.
Me; The word you're refusing to use is STEALING.
NM; Fine, fine. Whatever. So. You called?
Me; No, no I didn't.
NM; Oh.. I thought..
Me; Wrong obviously.
NM; I'm leaving.
Me; Toodles.

Quiet.
Alone.
Dark.
Noise.

Me; Now what?!
*Pirate Dude comes out from under the bed*
Me; Oh dear Lord! What?!
PD; I came to visit ye in ye house!
Me; -.-; No, really?
PD; Mhm. Cool aye?
Me; No. not at all. Go away.
PD; Fine.

Bored.
Tired.
Gone.