Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
~Mei/The Ultimate Evil~ >B3
