Yes..I did it again. But this time I just picked random things. Sorry for spamming you again //_>;
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
