FanHouse Madness

Been meaning to do this for about a year now...

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First off, choose 12 different housemates, They can be from any fandom, and let the mayhem ensue.

1. Walker Yumasaki and Erika Karisawa(Durarara!!) <--I count them as one, okay?
2. Zelman Clock(Black Blood Brothers)
3. Snake(Kuroshitsuji)
4. N(Pokemon)
5. Switzerland(Hetalia)
6. Shizuo Heiwajima(Durarara!!)
7. Celty Sturluson(Durarara!!)
8. Rukia Kuchiki(Bleach)
9. Russia(Hetalia)
10. England(Hetalia)
11. Keenan(Wicked Lovely)
12. Izaya Orihara(Durarara!!)

Okay, let's get this started!

1. You arrive late and turns out the only room available is with 6! Isn't that great?

Shizuo: Who the f**k's idea was this?! -//// -;
Mei: I think I hear Celty text-laughing. ///// =;

2. After much difficulty and rearranging, your room is switched and you now share a room with 3. Is that better?

Snake: 'Welcome' says Oscar...
Mei: Well, thank you...Oscar... //_ 6;

3. 7 and 11 have a fight! What were they fighting about?

Celty: *text-ranting like mad*
Keenan: I just asked her to swear fealty to me and-
Mei: Don't make me call Donia...

4. 2 is cooking breakfast! Will you eat it?

Mei: These eggs are quite good, actually...//_ .
Zelman: What, you thought the fire was just for show? ~_ ^

5. 1 throws food at 8 and suddenly everyone joins in the fun. You gather a handful of food and blindly toss it into the air, hitting 5 straight in the face. What do they do?

Switzerland: Who the hell threw that?! *rifle at ready* *_ *
Mei: Oh sweet holy Pangaea, I'm going to die...//_ e;
Walker/Erika: *in their own little world*
Rukia: *making a bunny out of her food*

6. With breakfast destroyed and everyone covered in food, everyone hits the showers. You wait to go in alone, but as you walk into the shower room, you run into 10 just about to walk out. You're both naked with only thick steam covering your bodies. What happens?

England: *quickly covers with towel* Bloody 'ell woman! Get out! D//X
Mei: *wraps towel while covering eyes* S-shut up! It's not like I was trying to get a look! ///// <;

7. 4 and 12 are playing videos games and 4 asks you to join. Though this is your first time playing, you give 4 and 12 a thorough beating. On the last game, 12 steals the lead and wins, what do they say for their victory speech?

Mei: His laugh...really ticks me off...//_ -*
N: Yes, it kind of gets on your nerves a bit. ._ .;
Izaya: Don't be mad, I love everyone...except Shizu-chan. ^_ ~

8. Hide n' Seek! 1 is 'it' and the others scatter to find hiding spots. You are sure that your hiding spot is perfect until 2 butts in, making your hiding spot very cramped and uncomfortable. You start to argue until you hear footsteps approaching and you both panic! What do you do?

Zelman: You don't mind me being in here for a bit, do you? *rests elbow on my head*
Mei: YES, I do...and get your elbow off my head!
Zelman: Well, I could-
Walker/Erika: FOUND YOU! ^v ^ ^0 ^

9. You are watching TV when 8 takes a seat next to you and casually changes the channel you were watching. Raising an eyebrow you try to (politely) ask why they turned the channel when you were clearly watching. How do they respond?

Rukia: But, the world premire of 'Super Happy Adventures of Chappy and Friends' is almost on! oA o
Mei: You could have just asked. I already have that episode of Doctor Who recorded...

10. You decide to retreat to your room to relax when you walk in on 6 removing their clothing. They take notice of you, but continue to undress. How do you react?

Shizuo: *too annoyed to pay attention*
Mei: *completely red* S-sorry, wrong room! *quickly goes to leave but hits doorframe*

11. You and 7 decide to swap clothes for some odd reason. How do 7's clothes feel

Mei: A bit tighter then I would usually wear but, not that bad. Aren't your clothes technically shadows though?
Celty: 'Technically yes'

12. You are having a friendly pillow fight with 3, 4, and 11. While trying to attempt a counter attack on 3, you get pushed back by 11 and fall on top of 4. Feeling awkward?

Mei: *wonders if the world is against her* ///// @;
N: *helps up* Everything alright? ^- ^

13. 1 is sullen and upset about something. How would you try to console them?

Mei: Don't worry, I'm sure the next volume of -manga name- will be out soon enough.
Walker/Erika: *hugging each other* TT~ TT ;~ ;

14. You are helping 9 prepare dinner. Using a bit of your artistic liberty, you add an ingredient to the food that you believe will enhance the dinner. Later, while serving the food, several others exclaim that the food tastes horrible! You're a bit ashamed to admit that you may have been the cause for the disgusting flavor, but everyone is beginning to blame 9 for horrible tasting food! What do you do?

Russia: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol * J*
Mei: Okay, so tea DOESN'T fix everything. //_ o;

15. 10 visits your room as you are preparing for bed and asks if you could share your bed with them. You reluctantly agree and try to allow them as much space as possible. You begin to doze off when 10 taps you on your shoulder and seductively asks if you'd be willing to 'have a little fun' into your ear. You are unsure if you are still awake or asleep, how do you respond?

Mei: Go back to your room, Arthur. You're drunk. //- =;
England: But love-
Mei: NOW, or I'll call your mumzy.

16. You awaken in the middle of the night and quickly head for the restroom. On your journey back to your room, you see 5 raiding the fridge. Noticing your presence, 5 turns to you and asks if you would be willing to stay up all night with them and watch scary movies.

Mei: Sure, just please don't shoot me or the tv.
Switzerland: I guarantee nothing.

17. You stumble upon 11 and 12 reading your private journal! What do you do?

Mei: You...you asshats! Where'd you get my journal?!
Izaya: My my, such language, Mei-chan. You've been around Shizu-chan too much~
Keenan: I didn't know it was your journal, honestly.

18. An unattended laptop catches your eye as you are walking, and you turn towards the screen, your eyes glued to multiple (and some provocative) pictures of 2. Just as you turn away from the screen, you bump into 2 staring oddly at you, their eyes shifting from the various pictures plastered on the screen and you. How do you explain yourself?

Mei: Don't even say it, Clock. We both know if this was my laptop, I wouldn't just leave it out unguarded...
Zelman: Whatever you say, pet~

19. 8 has been given a list to go grocery shopping with! What do they bring back with them?

Rukia: They were having a sale on all Chappy brand snacks and drinks~!

20. On the counter, you and 3 see a delicate platter of cookies cooling and ready to be eaten. Though your stomach growls, you decide to leave them unattended until 3 convinces you that just one wouldn't hurt. Do you give in to the pressure?

Snake: 'One couldn't hurt' says Oscar.
Mei: You have a point there, Oscar. *takes one cookie*

21. 10 has been talking on the phone all night and you and several others are having trouble sleeping. How would you quiet them down?

Mei: You can yell at your asshat older brother later, just PLEASE go to sleep before Shizuo throws the other couch and Switzerland gets even more trigger-happy.

22. An interesting game of 'Seven Minutes in Heaven' has been started and you're having a fine time watching all of the chaos near the back of the room. 7 points you out and suddenly you are hurriedly (and forcefully) pushed into the closest with 6. What happens?

Shizuo: Damned flea is behind this, I know it. =/// =**
Mei: *vows revenge on someone* ///// x;

23. You search your entire room for a brush, but still have no luck in finding it. When you ask 9 if they've seen it, they claim to have seen 7 using it a few days ago. You quickly go to apprehend the culprit, but 7 simply shrugs and doesn't have a clue about your accusations. 4 casually walks by and, upon seeing you, hands you the brush and apologizes for the inconvenience. You realize that your brush has been brutally used with dirt caked in it and bristles missing. A little fearful of the response you'll get, you ask 4 what happened. How do they explain?

Celty: 'Why would I have it? Even if I did, what would be the point?'
N: One of my pokemon friends found it and decided to make up a game with it outside. ^^
Mei: I can't stay mad then. // 3-;

24. A small get together has been planned with you 5, 8, and 10. The meeting is said to be private and no one else is to be invited. What do you suppose the meeting is about and what will most likely happen?

England: That Izaya fellow is being a right bloody wanker. -. -
Rukia: He spoiled this week's episode of 'Super Happy Adventures with Chappy and Friends' for me again. > 3<
N: He doesn't love pokemon as much as he loves humans. ._ .
Mei: Jerk read my journal and knows some of my secrets. //- =;

25. You get stuck with the chore of washing the dishes when 12 offers you help and begins drying and putting away the dishes. Once you both are nearly finished, 12 asks if you'd be willing to help them with something and reminds you that they've helped you with something before you can refuse. What do you get to help 12 with?

Izaya: I need you to get some info on the others, since I'm far too busy with work to do somyself. -w -
Mei: But info IS your work.

26. 9 can't seem to pry his eyes away from a book they've been reading. The cover is perfectly hidden so that no one can see and they quickly turn through pages. Curious of what 9 has been reading, you ask for the title of the book to which you get no response. You swipe the book away from 9, but you can only catch a glimpse of the pages before you get tackled. 9 hesitantly asks if you saw it. What did you just see?

Mei: You watch the Baltics sleep? //_ .;
Russia: Da~ Especially little Latvia, he is so cute when shivering in his sleep. ^ J^

27. 1, 3, and 6 are arguing over who's the most attractive out of them. They each turn to you and demand that you settle their debate and declare the most attractive. Who do you choose?

Walker: No matter what she says, you are the lovliest to me, Erika! D'X
Erika: And my eyes see no one but you, Walker! D'X
Mei: *mumbling* Shizuo...Snake is cute though.
Shizuo: *mad for being dragged into this*
Snake: 'Thank you' says Oscar and Anna.

28. You are relaxing in your room listening to your favorite music when 11 walks in and promptly cuts it off, degrading your taste in music and searching for something more suitable to play. How does the change in music make you feel?

Keenan: It sounds so harsh and...demonic. X/
Mei: For your information, it's cellos and GERMAN not DEMONIC.

29. You get dragged into a game of 'Spin the Bottle'. The bottle spins and points towards you and you discover that you have to kiss 7! What do you do?

Mei: AH-HAH! Celty doesn't have a head so I can't kiss her! >D No offense, Celty...
Celty: 'It's fine, none taken.'

30. This is finally your last day in the FanHouse! Just tell me some of your favorite moments and who you'll miss the most!

Mei: Anytime I'm not in danger of dying and certain parties aren't being total asses or such.

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-Mei-

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