I google'd "vogon poem generator", and, lo and behold... one exists. This is what mine became.
See, see the persistent sky
Marvel at its big muave depths.
Tell me, T.C. do you
Wonder why the naked mole rat ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel groggy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your garblefragen facial growth
That looks like
Onions.
What's more, it knows
Your oxymoron potting shed
Smells of mould.
Everything under the big persistent sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm durian fruits.
