So, I tutor at the ELI (English Language Institute). Every semester, I get between 1-5 students to work with one-on-one. They're usually from Korea, and usually girls (although I had one Korean guy last spring).

So, I get my roster for this semester, and it's just one person. A guy. From Japan. Whose name is Toshiro.

Somebody out there is having a good laugh right now. (For those of you who don;t get it, look at my pen name, please).