Bored. Bored. Bored. No, something more? Hungry! For cookies.

I desired cookies, but I knew that Hikari had used the last of it trying to make something called a CHURRO, which was surprisingly delicious. I decided to go out and borrow some from the people living on the level up, mostly because I'd heard the tenant was a babe. “Time to make myself presentable, it's what KIRA would do!,” I said happily as I got up and grabbed a used towel off of my desk, but I put it back and grabbed a solid black one. Ecchi towels....heheh.

I slipped into the shower as soon as the water was hot enough to cause me pain. I began staring up at the shower head, wondering what I would say to the woman I was about to meet. “I wonder if she has big breasts...I wonder if her hair is shiny...more importantly, I wonder if she's single!,” I said to myself, not really paying attention. “If she's impressive to look at, I might just ask her out, it'd piss Hikari right off, that's probably a plus, hehe,” I continued, not paying attention to the time, it was going to be dark soon and I didn't want the poor woman to think I was a rapist come for her virtue.

I stepped out of the bathroom, towel wrapped tightly around my waist, rubbing a few shiny pink scars on my chest. It'd been a while since I look closely at my chest, I had completely forgot my tattoo, the logo for KIRA's kingdom. Quietly, so as not to alert Hikari, I slipped into my room and changed into a stunning white suit and fixed my hair into the most casual disarray I could manage in fifteen minutes.

After fixing my ridiculous hair I snuck into the dining area and pilfered a measuring cup, then I was out the door, tip toeing towards the stairs. “I hope she's single! I could so....huh?,” I noticed the wind was blowing oddly as I hit the first step, not bad odd, just weird. I continued up, feeling more and more relaxed as I did so, as if I were going up to meet an old friend for the first time in a long time.

Last step, I stepped onto the next level and, utilizing a very brisk stride, I walked up to her door and knocked. It opened, and my jaw hit the floor.