Answer to What's wrong?

Well, I've been having a particularly craptacular time the past several days. I don't remember the last time the sun was out and it's starting to get to me. Pair that up with having to work with an idiot on a busy weekend in town that saw a basketball tournament and a softball tournament as well as a conference for emergency personnel. So... you can probably understand why I was in a foul mood last night.

Questions:

1. If it's Final Fantasy, why are there thirteen of them now?
2. Why did I decide on the mini Oreo cookies when I don't have any milk?
3. Why did I forget the power cord to my laptop tonight?
4. Is is just me, or does anyone else find it disturbing that I found a fork in my purse while straightening it out a little while ago?