People are really driving me up a wall at work tonight. I've had my fill of smart-a$$es and a$$holes... and that was in the first three hours of my shift. I still have two and a half hours to go and the a$$hole is in the lobby on his laptop and he won't shut up!!!

If they're not careful, they're going to find my clipboard attached to the side of their head or inserted into bodily orifices where it won't otherwise easily fit.

And don't even get me started on the guy with pneumonia!

So... how are you?