If there are any telepaths nearby, I apologize.

If there are any telepaths within range of me, I must apologize for all the noise coming from my head. Most of it is screaming. Another goodly portion is made up of horrible things that could be done to a certain individual within 10 feet of me. But there is also the occasional fleeting image of David Tennant & Hugh Jackman in there.

I apologize. For the first two things. Not for David Tennant and Hugh Jackman.

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