Hello.
Im kittykoma.
feel free to call me danii,
for that is my name.
I like drawing, dancing singing, and acting,
I like writing about sex too

I'm your classic, run-of-the-mill pervert.
I like dirty jokes, sexual innuendos and anything perverted like that.

I'm seventeen.

I rarely do request, or anything along those lines,
for i am not a good artist when im not inspired and just told what to draw.
I've tried and have become very disappointed with the results

I'm usually a friendly person.
so long as your not a bitch C:

I swear likea drunken sailor.
so if i offend you.
oh well. my bad.

but besides that I'm a pretty easy going person~
kbi.

300 bicthes!

300 views!

*holds plastic oscar her father got her at hollwood*

i wanna thank all the "little people" that helped me get to were i am today, my mom for letting me go on the computer, and my dad for getting me this knockoff!
Thank you Jesus and Ron! i couldnt have done this without you!

*bows and goes back to sit down*

NEXT STOP 400! CHOPCHOP PEOPLE WE GOT COMMENTS TO SENDn VIES TO SEE!

RON IS AMAZING!

the guy who works at dell, not in harry potter.

Johnny was very sick and Ron(12 hours later) healed her for the most part. i need more memory for Johnny, thats why she's running so slow. she was chuck-full-of viruses and spyware.(and if you havent realized yet johnny IS a computer, my computer)

so yeah i spent the day with out a computer... and it sucked... i dont wanna do it again. the good news is i had pancakes today, they were yummy. i think i'll makes some tomorrow as well. anyway i was bored as hell, so i drew pictures(mainly of he situation) and wrote another poem! since the last one went over so well.

*clears throat*

Roses are red
Violets are blue
when your computer is dead
what will you do?

*bows and exits while everyone is stupefied... yes i googled that shit*

FF: THE NEXT POST I MAKE WILL BE FOR OUR 300 MARK!(hurry up and make it 400! DO IT!

(FF=fun fact. i jacked that from DANE COOK! :P)

Earth Day Poem

Hello, kittykoma will now recite a poem she wrote
*clears throat*

Roses are red
violets are blue
keep the air clean
or I'll find you

xD

thank you, i'll be here all week. *bows*

TWO HUNDRED!

TWO HUNDRED PAGE VIEWS!!!

*party hats!*

now lets get that up to 300 hundred

*clapclap* lets move it people! :DD

slowly but surely...

i am figuring out the ways of the school :3

i am skipping some classes, like study hall and spanish and go to the dance room. I freakin love the dance room now! there is always someone there, the teacher is amazingly nice and you can sleep in the loft if you need a nap :DD.

so yeah im in the dance room right now... perferably our teachers office, and she let me go on the computer. i should be in spanish right now but we really arent doing anything in there basically just catching up on some work people need to do. So i asked our spanish teacher... well out substitute... we got our original spanish teacher fired. she couldnt contol a class. i've really been having a bad run with teachers... last year we had over 8 english and 5 science teachers. they all sucked... except for one who tought us science AND english lol. Anyways i asked our sub if i could go to the dance room. and he's cool but he's also strict(like the teacher i liked last year) and he was first like no, because last time i asked to go somewhere i never came back XD. He thought i said bathroom too. so then i ask if i can go to the computer lab and he says no, and he was about to give me a pass to go to the bathroom and i said i didnt want to go to the bathroom, and the i said i wanted to go to the DANCE room. and then he was like "ohh... why?" and then i said i needed to work on a "dance" for our preformace in May... i didnt lie on the performance part at least :DD. so he gave me a pass and now im here... really bored because the teacher has a class. Oh well atleast i dont have to stay there in that stupid class. we dont learn anything in that class to begin with! uhgg!

So yeahh im really bored. and my momma gave me back my internet, but she doesnt want me to go on the weekdays. oh well. its a start. and me and my twin mandy are going to Jesus Christ superstar... idk its some musical, dave said it was good, it had good music. But yeah i havent seen her in soo long.!

oh and one more update, para and tweety have broken up. im kinda happy about it because i like para, but i feel terrible for tweety. she was so upset about the whole thing. And me and here are talking moreish... me, harry, tweety and blue were chilling talking about alot of stuff. i feel better now. i still feel terrible for liking him. and it makes me feel worse that im talking to para more(haha i like how that worked out para more, paramore. get it! hahh im lame :P)too. and i like talkign to him and he's in a few of my classes and he's always fun to talk to. This one annoying girl lets call her snot. Snot was in musical and thinks she's friends with all of us now, and she's madd annoying and she wont shut up and she's just really... BLAHHHhhh.... anyway me her and para were sitting around and she brings up the subject of him and tweety. and she kept brining it up for some reason. It was soo freakin annoying and i could tell para was getting pissed off at her and she didnt even notice. so then i talked to para on aim and i asked him if she was bothering him and he was like. "Yeahh... alot." and i felt terrible because i senced that he was getting agrivated by the subject and i wanted to tell her to shut the fnck up, bu i didnt want to get into it, and i didnt know it was bothering him that much because he made it look like it wasnt bothering him that much. and i felt terrible about that too. So yeah i feel terrible about this whole thing and i hate it. and one of my other friends well call the guy peter and the girl eco. So yeah Eco broke up with Peter. and Peter isnt taking it well because they went out for over a year. and Peter now is acting weird he's giving more hugs and he's just zoning out and everything. And i feel terrible but i know it's not in my place to do anything about it because i bearly knew how their relationship was. So yeahhh i gotta go because i think there class is over and i dont want anyone seeing this so bye!