I get to destroy the moon cus the moon gave me a huge cake.........It was delicious, but a week later, the neibors cat died and Obama make me kick a lil kid in the park. Then I was hit by a bus in San Francisco and a mokey exploded in Africa while a taco gave birth at the circus in Taco Land, navada while a big poop destroyed manhatten tomarrow in a big fat vagina dog. Then the world explodes. That's why I destroy the moon.