http://www.annabelburton.com/chinese_signs.html
SO I'M A MONKEY, and these could be anymore wrong for me...blah.
Monkey
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your colour is yellow
flower is dandelion
fragrance is jasmine (lol i'm allergic to that shit)
tree is sycamore
flavour is sweet (doesn't like sweet things)
birthstone is tigers eye
lucky number is 10 (funny, mine is 12)
favourites
food is fruit pie (don't like pie)
animal is tiger
drink is lemonade
spice is cinnamon
metal is gold (i think gold is a shitty metal)
herb is thyme
musical instrument is guitar
the Monkey is YIN (no it isn't. polarity is YANG, BITCH.)
the Monkey motto is 'I entertain' (I ENTERTAIN NO ONE.)
happy go lucky
On the happy-go-lucky surface, Monkeys are reasonable, faithful, autonomous, candid, altruistic, successful, inventive, co-operative, loving, intelligent, individualistic and generous entertainers.
however
But behind closed doors, Monkeys can be hyperemotional, capricious, guileful, self-indulgent, immature, insecure, indifferent, careless, gullible, petty, grabby scene-stealers. (<-- THAT'S FUCKED UP, MAN.)
Seriously... this damn sign fits me about as much as my astrological sign, Leo.
Why must the signs I am born under be attention-seeking and self-absorbed? T_T
I don't even like people, the only trait that fits is that both are masculine.
grrr. tell me your years and signs, please.
