1. We do not comprehend the words "ching chong".
2. WHAT THE HELL does "ching chong" even mean?!
3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.
4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn't mean they're Chinese, they could be Filipino ,Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian etc.
5. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.
6. Chinese Take-Aways are not considered "real" Chinese food-they are adjusted to suit the Western people's taste buds
7. Don't ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.
8. We don't know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can't.
9. Don't ask us to teach you curse words either.
10. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.
11. All Asian countries speak different languages.
12. Just because we're Asian it doesn't mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway.
13. Don't say all Asian people look the same, that's like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same. When will you realize your stupidity?
14. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.
15. Not all Asians are short.
16. Or skinny.
17. What do you people stare at? Haven't you seen an Asian person before?
18. Just to let you know, it's NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.
19. Go ahead, make fun of us. We'll just make fun of you in our own language
20. No...Yao Ming is not my uncle and neither is Jackie Chan
21. Chopsticks are the perfect utensil and the easiest to wash.
22. White rice is the perfect side dish.
23. Soy Sauce tastes great on almost everything.
24. People from India are Asians too.