- Created By Shunsui Kyoraku
Todays Report...is blank
Well last couple of days have been quiet busy for me…so I really do not have anything important to report…so it would look like today will be answers to your questions…sounds like fun to me…let’s see…the first is from…
Yammy…and he says “I'm chuckling at that juice comment... Toshiro won't like that at all...” Well since Old Man Yamamoto just said Toshiro was on a leave of absences then I doubt he will read that remark, so it would seem I’m good to go.
The next one is from Kenpachi, and he says “A party, eh? We should have one since there isn't anything else to do around here... What should I bring?” Well you can bring all the unhealthy snacks that you want, because whenever the fourth Espada got snacks he always grabbed apples and other fruits…
The next one is from Momo and she says “It's very nice to hear that Ukitake-taichou is feeling better.” Yes it is a joyous day to know that my best friend is finally feeling better to the point in which he was able to join us.
Let’s see the next one is from Old Man Yamamoto himself, and he says “A party? And you did not invite me? *sighs heavily* Do not make a mess, Kyoraku. Though this is a cause for celebration. Yet another of my proud students has found his way into our ranks.” Uhh…to be honest with you Yamamoto I was expecting you to break this party up rather than wanting to join in on it…but if that was not the case I shall try to invite you to the next party…we all know how I like to party…though work always comes first…
Anyways that’s it for today…I shall be seeing you guys around later…bye! *waves goodbye*
No Tea...
Well I don’t feel like today is a day for tea…no I’m not in a bad mood or anything…just I doubt today is good enough for tea…
It’s a day for SAKI! For Juushiro ukitake has finally gotten out of bed! (due to sickness of course)…So let’s get the party started before Old Man Yamamoto yells at me…then again…maybe I shouldn’t throw a party cause I have a feeling that Old Man Yamamoto will find out and then I’ll probably get punished…*sigh*…but I will have drinks for everyone…including juice for the younger ones…that includes you Toshiro…oh and Ukitake might be bring some sweets…
Details...are more Complicated
*Still sitting drinking a nice cup of tea*
Oh…back again? Well I actually took inconsideration that you might be dropping by, so I made enough tea for everyone…and if you’re like me…I have a little something extra to make the tea a little more fun to drink.
So since it has been quite in the Soul Society lately I have decided that I will answer some of your questions from the last time you guys showed up.
Let’s see…where do I begin, oh I know let’s start with Yammy. He says “Fool. I have my fraccion. I guess that would be likened to your lieutenant, of whom you don't even know where she is... Sad!”…why are you so angry? I hope Kenpachi finds you and starts a fight with you…
Which leads me to the second which is from Kenpachi…he says “...So Yammy wants a fight, eh? *perks up* I'll have to pay him a visit…if I find him...” This is where you can find Yammy…*hands Kenpachi a letter*…I received it from a friend of mine…so I actually have nothing to do with what might happen between you two…
The third is from Stark…odd that he showed up for once…anyways he says “Shinigami you are odd...it sounds like you are trying to pick a fight without ever picking a fight...maybe your Head Captain should review you...” I never once picked a pick…I am a peaceful man that believes fighting solves nothing. And as you can clearly see I have not stated a thing that would tie me to any fights…
Anyways the next comes from Momo, she says “This may sounds odd but I want to spend some tea time with Kyouraku-san can I?” Well of course Momo, I do hope Toshiro does not mind you having tea with me, you do know how he worries about you. But anytime you want to come over for tea just let me know.
The next one is from an old friend…Gin, he says “My, my, Kyouraku-san, I never knew ya were a tea person *smirks* Mind sharin' anytime soon?” Well…if you read the beginning of today’s post I have a little extra in my cup of tea that makes it more interesting to drink. And of course if you want a cup just sit down and join me…the more the merrier.
Lastly I got from Aizen as well, and he says “................” Hmm…I’m not sure how I should take that Aizen…
Well that’s it for today…I do hope you guys have enjoyed your stay here, and as I said if you want a cup of tea then please do join me.
Tea Time
*sitting on the floor sipping a cup of tea*
Oh…I see you have found your way into my Inner Sanctum…again…maybe I should get better guards…nah…sounds like something Byakuya would say, doesn’t it? Anyways how is everyone doing on this fine day? Me? Oh I’m perfectly fine…unless you consider the fact I am worried about this Review that Old Man Yamamoto keeps going on about…as I have mentioned before I am not worried for myself, for I know I am in the good…but my Little Nanao is another thing…she has not reported in for weeks…and that is never a good sign.
Let’s get off of this depressing matter and on to something more interesting…oh Kenpachi, I did not mean to offend you about the map. I was just asking if you’d like to use one of mine. I understand not wanting to use it…besides that is what your Lieutenant is for, am I correct? Oh and Soifon, it is good to see that you have returned, and yes it will be a joyous occasion when our comrades come to join our ranks against those Espada. And lastly…Yammy…do not speak to me as if you understand the things I have been doing. I have been trying for weeks to gather my comrades, how long did you work to gather your comrades, actually better question is, how many of your comrades did you find, or even tried to find? Do not get me wrong, I am not picking a fight. I am just wondering these things…besides fighting me would not be the best bet…*whispers to you*…Kenpachi is always running around, if he sensed a fight he would be here in seconds…
A Lover Appears
*walks into personal quarters*
*yawns*…I’m tired of doing these all nighters trying to find my comrades…I think I might have found a Izuru Kira…then again…it may have been a lost cause…
*sits onto a pillow with a thud*
And where is Nanao? She showed up for one day and then vanished again…*rubs eye*…does she hate me? Am I not good enough for her…*hold back tears*…oh my poor little Nanao…what must I do to make you love me the way Lisa did…
*Lisa appears behind me*
I never loved you Shunsui…now go get a life…
*Lisa vanishes*
…Aw…she still does care about me…how sweet of her to visit me here in the Soul Society. Anyways I better go report back to Old Man Yamamoto about my find of Izuru Kira…or not…but I should still let the Old Man know about the chance of it happening.
