I did this one seperate 'cuz it's so long.
EMO
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[/] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[/] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco. (Panic! at the Disco, yeah.)
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace/Facebook pics are black or white or angled. (Sometimes.)
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total: 1.5
NERD
[ ] I have straight A's.
[/] I wear glasses. (I'm supposed to, but I don't.)
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games.
[/] I'm 'teachers pet'. (I tend to get along with teachers better than most)
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me. (I used to)
[ ] I bring my lunch to school. (I did once or twice)
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[x] I always answer every question in class right.
[/] I correct people's grammar. (Sometimes)
[ ] I read a lot.
[/] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total: 6.5
REBEL
[ ] I always speak my mind. (Nowadays I do, I didn't back then)
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[ ] F*ck you, I won't do what you tell me! (rude much?)
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[/] I won't listen to authority figures. (As in, just because they say something doesn't always mean I'll follow it.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[/] I don't give a sh*t what people think of me. (I think everyone cares to some degree, but compared to the average person, I don't care too much).
[ ] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[/] I'm not afraid to contradict others. (Meh)
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[/] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what. (Depends on what's at stake)
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: 4
JOCK
[x] I'm on one or more sport teams. (Marching band counts D:<)
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[x] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[/] I eat a lot. (Meh)
[/] I'm egotistical. (Meh)
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total: 3
COMEDIAN
[/] I'm funny. (Kinda...?)
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[ ] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[/] I'm sarcastic. (Sometimes)
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[x] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[/] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 4.5
SHY
[ ] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ]It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[ ]I look down when I walk.
[ ] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly.
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation. (It depends)
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total: 0 (Yeah... I'm not shy in the least)
GOTHIC
[x] I wear black.
[/] I don't like to be seen. (Depends)
[x] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[/] I have black fingernails. (I used to paint them black all the time)
[/] I wear a long black coat. (I wish)
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths. (Not necessarily, but I do find guys many times hotter whenever they'r wearing black)
[x] I love black humor.
[/] I love pain. (Depends)
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me. (Though I am pretty deep)
[ ] I love to scare people.
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[/] People are scared of me. (My friends, jokingly, sometimes)
Total: 9.5 (Well, I do sorta identify as goth...)
WEIRDO
[x] I talk to myself.
[ ] I say really random things all the time/have to say it out loud.
[ ] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[ ] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[/] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets. (I like 'em, not obsessed, though)
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[ ] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 7
ANTISOCIAL
[ ] I hate most people.
[/] I prefer to be alone. (I'm an ambivert)
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary. On the computer…
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 0.5 (Not very antisocial, either)
SKATER
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear only skater shoes.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawk games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 0
GANGSTER/HOOD
[x] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'. (NOBODY says that anymore)
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and Hoe's
[/] I'm a thug. (I'd joke about being a thug BD But I'm not really one)
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[/] I freestyle. (I'd love to be able to, and I've practiced before...)
[ ] I break dance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my nigs.
[/] I wear a sideways baseball cap. (If you give me a cap, I will wear it sideways. Or backwards.)
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 2.5
BULLY
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[/] I have beat someone up before. (Physically hurt? Yes. "Beat up"? I wouldn't say that)
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[/] I push people out of the way when I'm walking. (If it's crowded, or the situation demands it, yes.)
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total: 1
GAMER
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy. (And Kingdom Hearts)
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often. (A true gamer's thumb is never sore)
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[/] My boyfriend/girlfriend are into video games. (Ninja's into video games, but he's not my boyfriend)
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[/] I've been in a video game competition before (With friends, but not pro)
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[ ] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most.
[ ] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[x] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: 4
GIRLY
[x] I have long hair.
[/] I wear make up every day. (Just mascara)
[ ] I carry a purse.
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[ ] I paint my nails
[ ] I use perfume
[ ] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[x] I shower regularly
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[ ] I like to accessorize
[x] I like flowers.
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[/] I'm more like my mother than my father. (Well, in many aspects, my mom's more many than my dad is...)
[ ] I like hanging out with girls than boys.
[x] I like going to the mall/shopping.
[ ] I watch my weight/count calories.
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice.
[x] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc
Total: 6
BOYISH
[] I have short hair.
[ ] I hate doing laundry.
[x] I like war type video games.
[ ] I like playing or watching sports
[ ] People say I have a deep voice
[ ] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[x] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[ ] There's only two emotions
[ ] I shower only when I start to notice I stink
[x] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[x] My room isn't neat.
[/] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[ ] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight.
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[/] I don't read
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it.
Total: 6
So I'm Goth... no surprise there.
