Stolen from Snowzi.

Side note: I do truly love Japan, just as a real country with people and culture and language, and not as some otaku holy land. So no, I'm not a weaboo.

QUIZ TIME:
[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[/] You're in an anime club. (Technically I'm in one, but I've only gone about 3 times this year)
[/] You've cosplayed at least once. (With stuff I had around the house, yeah)
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food. (More like love)
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
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[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan. (I wish)
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[/] You're learning/know Japanese. (I haven't really had any formal training, but I do know some stuff)
[/] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. (That'd be nice, but that's not the only reason)
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.
[/] You claim you're married to said fictional character. (I call him my husbando, but I don't go around actually pretending I'm married to him)
[/] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. (I tend to prefer anime, but western cartoons do have their merits)
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names.
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbor.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbor's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music. (I tend to listen to anime music regularly, but it's not the only thing I listen to)
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". (What?)
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[x] You LOVE Hetalia.
[x] You think Prussia or Japan is the best character. (Prussia FTW)
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[x] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorific.
[/] To refer to yourself. (I'm only putting it on here because of my username: KyraChan)
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[/] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. (Not fully, but maybe having some Japanese-based name would be cool)
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. (That's so sad D:)
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students. (Once again, sad D:)
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[/] You use memes in daily conversation.
[ ] You watch abridged series.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[/] You use tildes while typing. (Sometimes when writing in my journal, but not generally online)
[x] You use Japanese emoticons
[ ] You make attempts to sound Japanese by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[x] You prefer the term otaku or anime fan
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. (What?)
[/] You want to date a Japanese person. (I find Asians to be the most attractive, but I think the cultural difference would be too hard to actually date a Japanese person)
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[x] You watch Naruto
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[x] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm, FOREHEAD PROTECTOR, at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever. (I love the movie, though)
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~! (Who?)
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note. (Nope. Don't want to deal with that sort of responsibility)
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[x] Vic Mignogna is COOL.
[ ] It's seiyuu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[/] All your friends also like anime. (Most of them have seen at least one or two series)
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn, and schoolgirls. (HEAVENS NO)
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true.

Result: 26 - It's actually pretty true. When people only care about Japan for the ANIMUS, it drives me nuts. Japan is so much more than its media - it has a deep history and a full culture, just like America.

Scoring
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things, but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI(Jashin)-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum time.