dunno what to say...
eh, wait, an intro, right?
ehem....

*picks up mike*

dear... (no, wrong one..) guys, imma... (wtf, stupid intro...) hmmm, this one might work... :

This is a world created for some well-placed definitions of unsaid things in theOtaku (not undocumented, but unsaid). it will officially came online on 1/7/2009. so, until then, DONT TOUCH THE DAMN GUAVA!!!!!

Moldy Cheese : Definition

Moldy cheese :

Definition :

a type of cheese often used to disconnect people from TheOtaku.com chatroom, whether by accident, or intentionally used. It is solely made and patented by 'whereami461'.

Use :

The substance is first prepared, by method best described only by the patent holder (whereami461). It is then used, simply by showing it to the person intended, or by throwing it.

Warning :

Warranted use for other people would only be given by the patent holder, but with unpredictable result, resulting from the unstable nature of the substance. The usual unpredictable index of the substance is 2^1337. Unwarranted use by way of stealing or by unlicensed manufacturing is possible, but with an even more unstable and unpredictably ridiculous result, without proper ratio of cheese and mold. Without proper handling by anyone involved with this dangerous item, an extreme or ridiculously dangerous situation may happen to the said
person, or with anyone in the immediate vicinity of the substance (in the same room). A chemoxplosion (cheese's moldy explosion) may even happen if an extreme excess of the sustance is used, where every denizen in the said room could be disconnected almost simultaneously, resulting in a partial or even complete unstability to occur in the room. But, rest assured, a chemoxplosion can only occur with a cheese size of 'KING' and above.

Immunity :

The only ppls that is immune, (so far) is the Super-Admin and Super-Mod, present in the Lobby. Also, the substance somehow has its potency reduced in the presence of the said ppls in the Lobby.

Example :

A picture is attached for reference :

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