Actual disscusion that happened at dinner the other day.
*Everyone sitting at table*
Everyone: Random boring stuff that happened to to them that day.
Me: Mum for my 18th birthday can you bye me two tickets to Japan?
Mum: O_o No. And why two.
Me: Well i wan't to bring a friend, there's no way in hell i'm going by myself.
Mum: If you wan't to go to japan get a job and save up.
Me: Awwww
*ten minutes later*
Everyone: Resumed boring talk
Me: It's probably for the best. I'd no doubt spend half the time in hospital anyway.
Everyone: ...?
Me: You know, from continuosly jumping down wells.
Everyone but mum: *rolls eyes, exasperated sigh, etc.*
Mum: O_o???
Me: To look for a portal to fudal Japan, to see Sesshy.
Mum: Ohhhhhhhh.
Me: Cerialy mum, sometimes you can be so slow.

Ok maybe it was one of those 'you need to be there' moments, it wasd realy funny at the time though. ^-^