OMIGOSH I JUST GOT MY LEGS SPRAYED WITH ICEHOT STUFF

IT IS BURNING MY EYES OKAY!! BURNING MY EYES I AM ABOUT TO CRY!!
I CAN ALSO TASTE IT IN MY MOUTH AND DEEP DOWN IN MY THROAT! IT TASTES MINTY!! AND ITS STARTING TO TURN HOT!! I WANT IT OFF!! RAAAGH

ALSO, MY LEG IS HURTING MORE, BECAUSE I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AND SCREAMED REALLY LOUDLY!! I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY SO FAR

*makes dinosaur noises and claws at the air*