Ugh. What could be worse than having to stoop over a crapper all day?
Having to stand over a crapper with a KILLER headache, a bandaged foot, and a black eye.
Shock told me to take some ibuprofen, but I told her it doesn't help a bit. So what does she do? She takes one, and sticks it in my Mountain Dew. I didn't notice it, because the MD is red.
Now all of today's lunch, and some of yesterday's are now in the sewer.
In addition to that, I shocked myself with an electrical outlet, and nearly choked on an oyster cracker.
Do you KNOW how tiny those stupid things are? Look at a 12 year old's pinkie nail. That's about how big.
How do you choke on one of them?!
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To make everything worse, I decided to get a little too adventurous, and I stabbed my foot on one of Oogie's old death traps. There was blood absolutely everywhere. Of course I freaked out, and had to pull myself free.
Then I hit my eye on the barrel of one of those slots shooters he keeps.
Shock didn't notice a thing when I got back up.
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So in short, I'm sick, hurt, and very ticked off at nobody in particular.
Don't anger me.
-Lock
