Oh how wonderful... [/sarcasm]

Harlequin brought me to Dr. Finklestein when he saw my foot.

Turns out, I've been running an infection ever since I stepped on that thing.
And get this, it wasn't ibuprofen I took.

That stupid Corpse Trio replaced the ibuprofen with rat poison. Freaking RAT POISON. How do they get a hold of those things?!

Other than that, I freaked out The Mayor when I walked past with Harlequin.
He's only seen me a couple times, and that was back when I was around six (When we went to go nab Sandy Claws). So He has no idea who I am until he asks me if I'm new around here. I tell him I'm Lock, and he freaks out like you would never ever believe. He keeps rambling on about how I'm going to torch him and Jack because they killed my overlord.

Get real. People change.

So I did end up crocheting something, and gave it to Shock.

She asked why I was trying to give her a deceased animal.

'Nuff said. A horrible way to end a horrible day.

-Lock

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