This day took a turn for the worse.
I put on some deodorant like I always do.
Something was amiss.
I looked at the deodorant label.
My deodorant is Old Spice: Pure Sport.
Not Dove: Sweet pea and violet.
I accidentally used Shock's instead of mine.
And she can smell me from in the bathroom.
I am absolutely mortified.
I am going to go eat some applesauce to calm my nerves.
I feel like killing something.
-Lock
