I am 100% mentally ill

Found on somebody's DA journal...*.*

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (A wagon, maybe, but I don't think that counts as a vehicle...or does it?)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (All the time...it's sad...TT^TT I can't help it!)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde. (Only 'cause they thought my hair was blonde...colour blind...*shakes head*)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Can't even see it, mon....I mean the tip of it...So when it hurts and is bleeding I can't tell unless I see it in the mirror..."orz)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (...can't even see it...)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Holy crap! Really!? I never knew that! O.O)
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (It's true...O.O)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Only way I trip...I don't have any shoe laces and I can see that there aren't any rocks on the ground...>3>)
[x] You have choked on your own saliva. (Who hasn't?)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (Why is it so popular? I don't get it...)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (No...)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (Like when I'm aiming for my mouth and I accidentally stick the straw up my nose? Yup, happens a lot)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Well, when you have braces it happens a lot...)

TOTAL: 8

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (And woke up seconds later)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Yup...usually when I'm sleepy)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (ALL THE TIME!!! If you read my posts, you can totally tell!)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (My brother does, and so does all his friends...not exactly sure what that means...O.o; But it's funny! XD)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (TT^TT I don't wanna! TT^TT)

TOTAL: 13

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I use the counting and finger method. If I don't have any paper I use the finger method.)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (It was disgusting! I almost drank a moth, too! TT^TT)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Homework...>3>)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (I have some strange shirts, mon...I don't think it's that surprising if you wore it wrong...)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (...all the time...TT^TT One time I started panicking because I couldn't find my bag so I asked for help from teachers and parents to help me find my bag...it was in my hand the entire time...TT^TT)

TOTAL: 18

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. (Mostly headphones. I don't mean to...I'm just clumsy, I guess...destructive. Anythings that goes in my backpack breaks...TT^TT)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (Eh?)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Sometimes I jump when I hear loud noises...)
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Oh~! Yes!! It's very fun! But sometimes I see something then I see something else, and I can't figure out how to see the first thing...TT^TT)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently. (Yessss...)
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means. (I don't understand...if I used the word, shouldn't I know what it means?)
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (All ze time, mon)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I'm bad at math, hombre...'old on, mon...this one's easy~!)

GRAND TOTAL: 25

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
And re-post as: I am __ % mentally ill

TT^TT That's sad...I'm not mentally ill...>3> I say they're all quirks, mon.

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