oh what the heck.

I'm sitting here extremely bored since Minitokyo is glitching and so is youtube. SO WHY NOT DO ONE OF THESE. 1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair. I have to wash it twice it's so naturally greasy. 2. What color is your f...

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featuring Morbid Dollie

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I haven't done a feature in awhile so I decided to do a card that I absolutely fell in LOVE with. Done by Morbid Dollie (as you can see from the title) and drawn by Victoria Frances. That chick draws some good cheese. The crop was done perfectly to go along with the words and the font was so SQUEE. And don't get me started on the brushes. If there's square brushes I usually go a little bit crazy. Here I went a lot a bit crazy. KUDOS, MORBID DOLLIE.

xoxo, Momma Love

... so yesterday...

Hey y'all! So... yesterday... I was pretty much a rock. I rediscovered my love for this old video game I got years ago (not that old) called Sacred. It's not really well known but it came out because of the Warcraft III craze that was going on. AND I LOVE BOTH GAMES, BTW. But Sacred is solely a Story game. You can't build a kingdom and sit there, you're always on the move fighting off demons, bandits, goblins, orcs, and the undead. Undead are, like, bat s--- hard to kill. They'll slump to the ground and a second later they're back up kicking your butt. Well, not my butt since I'm a Level 22 Dark Elf. He can wield dual weapons and KICKS ASS. And last night (around one o'clock) my body finally gave up. My hand cramped up and I couldn't play anymore D: I was so sad! So I saved my game and went to bed (not before my 30 year old brother bothered me via text for thirty minutes to give him my Netflix account so he could stream movies... I mean, GO TO BED MAN). Then when I woke up this morning I was truckin' through my game like a mad person when it GLITCHED. GLITCHED! I MEAN, I JUST TRAVELED LIKE HALF-WAY ACROSS THE MAP JUST TO HAVE MY GAME GLITCH? So now I'm back in the desert and I have to kill the dragon ALL. OVER. AGAIN. And the, like, hundred dark priests that are on the way to Braverock castle. My tactic is to get a really fast horse and just run away from every battle but the stupid sorcerer's and priests just use some goddamn spells to keep me in place! So do the zombies! I MEAN. JESUS SHIT, LET ME RUN AWAY. Oops... I swore. I don't care right now! WAH.

xoxo, Momma Love

I probably won't be on again tomorrow for this exact reason. I need to cover some major ground!

What?

Momma Love, back again, dearies. This time, with a bit of confusion, or wisdom, however you choose to look at it. I've been here for a month and a half and I had a steady number of subscribers. And now, in the past day, I have ten new subscribers. I mean you guys are amazing! I feel so loved. Even if you don't love me, it's how I feel so please don't punt me off of cloud 9. I like it up here <3.

xoxo, Momma Love

girl crushes

Me again. This time around I was confronted by some girls that I know saying that crushing on other girls isn't cool. And it totally is! I mean, what's sexier than a woman? An Avenger. But that's besides the point. Seriously. I have girl crushes on several CELEBRITIES. I don't go around girl crushing on people I actually know (to their knowledge >:D). See, I have girl crushes on several celebs. Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Beckinsdale, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, and Rebecca Alie Romijn. As well as Jaimie Alexander and Hayley Atwell. See? Perfectly legit and reasonable.

(Or so I tell myself)

xoxo, Momma Love