Hey y'all! So... yesterday... I was pretty much a rock. I rediscovered my love for this old video game I got years ago (not that old) called Sacred. It's not really well known but it came out because of the Warcraft III craze that was going on. AND I LOVE BOTH GAMES, BTW. But Sacred is solely a Story game. You can't build a kingdom and sit there, you're always on the move fighting off demons, bandits, goblins, orcs, and the undead. Undead are, like, bat s--- hard to kill. They'll slump to the ground and a second later they're back up kicking your butt. Well, not my butt since I'm a Level 22 Dark Elf. He can wield dual weapons and KICKS ASS. And last night (around one o'clock) my body finally gave up. My hand cramped up and I couldn't play anymore D: I was so sad! So I saved my game and went to bed (not before my 30 year old brother bothered me via text for thirty minutes to give him my Netflix account so he could stream movies... I mean, GO TO BED MAN). Then when I woke up this morning I was truckin' through my game like a mad person when it GLITCHED. GLITCHED! I MEAN, I JUST TRAVELED LIKE HALF-WAY ACROSS THE MAP JUST TO HAVE MY GAME GLITCH? So now I'm back in the desert and I have to kill the dragon ALL. OVER. AGAIN. And the, like, hundred dark priests that are on the way to Braverock castle. My tactic is to get a really fast horse and just run away from every battle but the stupid sorcerer's and priests just use some goddamn spells to keep me in place! So do the zombies! I MEAN. JESUS SHIT, LET ME RUN AWAY. Oops... I swore. I don't care right now! WAH.

xoxo, Momma Love

I probably won't be on again tomorrow for this exact reason. I need to cover some major ground!