I love the internet. I found a site that allows me to write Lord of the Rings porn. In any Elven dialect I wish. Wow. I love the internet.

Granted I wasn't actually looking to write Elvish porn, I was looking to sprinkle in some Elvish into my Hobbit story. Yes, she's writing again. Because Kili is gorgeous. Aidan Turner. UGH. Makes a hot vampire (who actually has chest hair, shocker) and a hot dwarf. So, no, I'm not actually writing Elvish porn, no matter how much fun that would be.

xoxo, Momma Love