I don't usually do memes much, but I saw this on one of my old accounts and I'd like to see how much I've changed in two years ^____^
EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[x] you're listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3
[ ] Have attempted suicide
[ ] Like the color black
[ ] hate girly girls
[x] have kissed the same sex before (how does this make me emo?)
[x] Like to be alone
[x] hate popular music
[ ] keep hair in front of your face
[x] give people evil stares (when they're annoying me, yes)
[ ] Hate your parents or one of them
[ ] Life sucks for you right now
[x] have been called emo
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, green, teal and baby blue (<---- what the fuck)
[x] own thick-rimmed glasses
[x] Complain a lot (IT'S FUN TO COMPLAIN)
[ ] own a studded belt
Total: 11
PART TWO:
SLUT
[x] own more than 10 minishorts
[ ] own more than 10 miniskirts
[ ] have kissed more than 7 people
[x] have been called a slut
[ ] drink a lot
[ ] You wear dark eye makeup (wouldn't that make me emo?)
[ ] wear low cut shirts
[x] have been called a tease
[x] Flirt with everyone (dude, it's an unconscious thing. my little cousin flirts with me and he's 5)
[x] love the opposite sex
[ ] Go to parties/sleepovers at least once a week
[x] wear tight clothing
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[x] you've kissed more than 2 guys/girls
[ ] Like wearing swimsuits
[x] Sit on the opposite sex's lap
[x] People hate you
[ ] Its nice to be naughty
[x] you cuss because you think its fun (WHY DOES THAT MAKE ME A SLUT I HAVE A FUCKING COLOURFUL VOCABULARY THANK YOU)
Total: 11
PART THREE:
JOCK
[ ] own at least 5 jerseys
[x] Have 10 or more trophies (they're medals but they're the same thing)
[ ] Where hair up almost every day
[x] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Dont wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play/played more than 2 sports
[ ] Play sports
[x] Can play a sport if you've never played it before
[ ] On first string
[x] You play/played Tennis
[ ] You play/played Basketball
[ ] You play/played baseball-softball
[x] You play/played soccer
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/played football
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[x] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[x]can do 17 push-ups in 20 seconds
Total: 8
PART FOUR (Doesn't apply to guys):
GIRLY
[x] Own at least 5 polos
[ ] Own at least 5 pink shirts
[ ] Own at least 5 designer bags
[ ] Wear ribbons in you hair sometimes
[ ] Love pearls
[ ] Only like popular music
[ ] Read tons of magazines
[ ] Love shopping
[ ] Go shopping usually once a week
[ ] Voted prom queen
[ ] Have dated a jock
[ ] Like attention
[x] Always have your cellphone with you (dude... everyone does)
[ ] Have more than 50 contacts on your phone
[ ] More than 30 guy contacts
[ ] Hate emo people
[x] Wear make up
[ ] Is stupid (HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME GIRLY)
[x] Wear heels
Total: 4
PART 5:
NERD
[ ] Wear your pants above your belly button (I'm pretty sure that makes me an old man not a nerd)
[x] Wear glasses/contacts
[x] have/had braces
[x] In/have been in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A's
[x] Have been called a nerd (nerd and proud, bitches)
[ ] Is bullied
[x] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[x] Never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[x] Scared to talk to the opposite sex (sort of was nearly raped so I think I'm allowed to be frightened of the D)
[ ] Don’t have pictures of yourself on MySpace
[x] Read a book a month in your leisure time (Uhh... doesn't that just make me literate?)
[x] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] Wear pocket protectors
[ ] Done/does test corrections when you got above a 90 on it
[ ] Did/does extra-credit when average is over an 85
[ ] Take notes on what the teachers tell you not to worry about.
Total: 11
PART 6:
THUG
[x] own baggy/ long clothing
[x] like to talk like a thug (because it makes my friends laugh)
[x] you own gold/ silver chains
[x] have a flat brimmed hat
[ ] like to wear a certain color because of a gang
[ ] you are in a gang
[ ] you mostly listen to rap music
[ ] you own clothes from lines such as ecko, sean john, g unit, 69, south pole, rasta, notorious
[ ] you have a nice sound system in your car
[x] you never walk... you strut (dude, I work it. and twerk it)
[ ] you don’t like haters from rival gangs
[ ] you have a thug nickname
[ ] you hate emo people
[ ] you hate punk kids
[ ] you have made a gang
[ ] you can name more than 20 rappers {that you actually listen to}
[x] you can dance
[ ] you want to rap when you are older
[x] you love turntables
[x] hate the punks that are in fake gangs.
Total: 8
If you haven't noticed The parts represent the 6 high school stereotypes
Part 1= Emo
Part 2= Slut / man whore
Part 3= Jock
Part 4= Girly (doesn't apply to guys)
Part 5= Nerd
Part 6= Thug
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as_ % Emo,_ % Slut, _ % Jock, _ % Girly, _ % Nerd, _ %Thug
33% Emo, 33% Slut, 24% Jock, 12% Girly, 33% Nerd, 24% Thug
... what the literal fuck...
