Me: -pulls on Lupe's ears and yells in them- Lupeeee !
Lupe: DDD8> AHHHH! -grabs ears back and caresses them- UGH, WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHAT YOU WANT NOW, YOU CRAZY ASS BITCH?! DDDDD8<
Me: ;D -points a finger towards Lupe- It's time to reminise on your best moments !
Lupe: Isn't that every moment? -.o
Me: -pondering face- ... True... but I'm talking about the moments that really counts!
Lupe: Oh...
Me: -sits on random couch and eats random popcorn- That's right guys! Just in case you missed out on all of Lupe's best adventures, moments, and situations, I'M BRINGING IT ALL BACK BABY! EVEN THE EMBARRASSING MOMENTS; I GOT EM ALL HERE!
Lupe: -sits next to Nellie- Show them the embarrasing ones and I promise you, you won't show another one again. -shakes fist-
Me:^___^;; ROLL THE CLIP, BOB!
*Random monkey in a maid's suit presses the PLAY button on the remote*
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So the adventure begins. Presenting... Poke Gijinka Revolution!
This was the beginning of PGR. The post that started the whole club. I will only show a portion of it. In this post: Lupe, Estelle & Faye. Also, a mystery stranger.
I breathed hardly as i quickly jumped from tree to tree. The bounty hunters were behind me, shooting big lasor beams at every tree they came across. I dodged about 4 that came my way. I jumped into a nearby bush to take a break. It was sure tiring being chased by money-thirsty bounty hunters.
"*Pant* Heh, is that all you got", I bragged. "You guys must be tired. Chasing a Lopunny gijinka isn't easy, is it?"
A big blast came my way. I jumped and dodged. Another was coming my way when I was in mid-air. I gasped. *BOOM*....
Am i... dead? When all the smoke cleared up, i found myself protected by a lavender force field. I smiled.
"Estelle", I mumbled.
"You shouldn't be bragging at a time like this, Lupe", Estelle said. She set off the force field. I landed gently on the ground.
"Heh heh... yeah you're right" I said. Estelle sighed.
"You never learn. Now let's go. And HURRY", she rushed. We were dashed through the forest. I was jumping on tree branches and she was running on all 4s although she only had 2 feet.
"Where are we going anyways", I asked her while dodging the attacks.
"Away from here, of course", she replied, dodging a blast.
"Oh... I'm getting bored just running away", I moaned. I turned around and attacked the one of the big bounty hunter machines.
"Dizzy punch!"
The machine fell back. Another was coming my way. I used 'bounce' to get away but it grabbed one of my ponytails.
"OW OW OW OW OW", I yelled in pain. Then an ice beam covered its claw. Then its whole body. I kicked it and it smashed into million of crystal pieces. I landed gently.
"Faye" I said in relief.
"Lupe, were you bragging again" she asked with a serious look.
I rubbed my head. "Yeah, sorry"
She sighed. Estelle caught up with me and Faye. "Hello Faye", Estelle greeted. Faye nodded with a smile. A big blast came our way.
"Psybeam!" Estelle attacked. A red beam came from the red gem on her forehead and counterblocked the laser blast. Smoke was everywhere.
"Now RUN!" Estelle signaled. We all ran together when the smoke covered our cover.
We ran for a while (well i hopped) and took a rest stop. I collasped on an Oran berry bush and relaxed.
"*sigh* I'm sick of running", I moaned. "I want to fight, ya know? Just a one on one battle with those damn bounty hunters." I pulled out a berry from the bush and munched on it.
"Well we got to find a hideout and hide from them before we do, Lupe", Faye told me.
"And there is probably more Gijinka out there, scared to death perhaps. Poor things", Estelle sighed. I threw an Oran berry at her forehead and she fell backwards.
"You don't think I'm afraid", I yelled to her. "How can you be so selfish?!"
"I don't think so at all" She yelled back, getting in my face. "By the way you brag all the time. Not at all!"
I mocked her. "Heh, your right. I'm not afraid."
"So why the heck did you threw that Oran berry at my forehead?! You know how sensitive my forehead is", she screamed pointing to her forehead gem.
I shrugged. "Cause you was being so selffish. Not thinking of me." I sticked out my tounge. She was about to strangle me until Faye came between us.
"Stop it you two. The bounty hunters might-"
Before Faye could finish her sentence, A laser blast hit us. We all went flying. We all fell at the same place. I fell on my face, Estelle landed on her feet holding up the peace sign (damn cat... ) and Faye landed on Estelle. We were in somewhere different. We never came across this place before. Silence grew between all of us. We got up and starting walking around. It was... a beautiful place.
"Guys, I think we found our hideout" I said. Voices surrounding us. We stood our ground.
"Who's there? Show yourself coward! I'm up for another fight."
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Me: Wasn't that wonderful? Alot of action and excitement for first post, eh? -nudges Lupe-
Lupe: My HAAAAAAIIIIRRRR... T^T
Me: Yeah, You DID had long hair....
Lupe: Maaaaaan -touches scalp- I miss that shit. So nice and thick.... -whine and pout-
Me: What ever happened to it??
Lupe: Well it all started in the Pokemon contest....
Me: OH YEAH! THE POKEMON CONTEST! Hey, remember that time when you and Poochy was fighting against that charizard and that hitmonlee?
Lupe: I mean I WAS there, Nells. I remember that perfectly...
Me: BOB, ROLL THE CLIP!
Bob: -monkey sounds and clicks the button-
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This is the part when there was a Pokemon Contest. Melody and Nina just won their battle and it was now Poochy and Lupe's time to shine. Their opponents were a Charizard gijinka & a Hitmonlee gijinka (And no it wasn't Lee). Read this part and find out what happens!
My Turn... Our Turn.
In this post: Lupe, Poochy, Nina, Melody, Pilus (He's not in the club anymore), Team Rocket, and 2 other gijinka thats not important.
"OMG two Pokemon who aren't even evolved have won the battle. You're victors today are Melody and Nina!!! The next battle will be with Poochy and Lupe against the two random Pokemon of this Block B they are Charizard and Hitmonlee."
I couldn't believe it as well. The two squirts did it.
"THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO CALL GIRL POWER!! YOU GUYS... errr ...GIRLS ROCK" I yelled. Poochy was clapping for the victorious girls as well. Melody looked quite hurt. She collasped on the floor and the other gijinkas had to help her.
"Poor girl", Poochy worried. I placed my hand on her shoulder.
"She will be alright. I guess it's our turn now. Ready, Pooch", I smiled. She nodded and we both got up and started walking out of the concessions. Before I got out of the row, I turned to the Piplup boy.
"Yo, Piplup", I shouted, seriously. He turned his head my way.
"I'm going to show you what a real pokemon fight looks like." I turned my head forward and catched up with Poochy. I could've sworn I heard the Piplup say "Good luck."
As we walked on the stage, We saw the Charizard and Hitmonlee walk in from the other side. The Charizard looked so familiar... like I seen him from somewhere. But that didn't matter because it's battling time. Had no time for ephiphanies or flashbacks to recognize him. Great... girls against boys... -.- too easy
"HAHAHAHA", the hitmonlee laughed. "Two young lady againsts two strong man? Easy" The Hitmonlee sounded asian and Poochy chuclked because of his funny accent.
"What funny woman" The Hitmonlee asked.
"You shouldn't underestimate us" Poochy said. "Isn't that right Lupe"
"Right. We're just as powerful... matter fact... I'm positive we are going to beat both of y'all asses with one ear behind my back", I said seriously placing one of my lopinny ears behind me.
"Psh, what a pain", The charizard said. The charizard stood his ground. So did the Hitmonlee. Then Poochy. And then me.
"ARE YOU READY" The announcer yelled. The crowd roared. "Ok.... and..... BEGIN!"
We all charged with lightning speed at each other. I was about to land a punch in that charizard's pretty face until a rumble in the ground made everyone's guard down. Everyone fell on their bottoms.
"What happened", Poochy said curiously.
"What the hell", I said rubbing my head. Then some huge robot thing grew from out of the ground. It had one huge red R on it. Then a red head teen, a blue haired rich boy, and some meowth pokemon came out of it. oh HELLLLLL NOO! >:(
"Prepare for trouble", The red head said. The blue haired boy steeped in.
"And make it dou-"
I jumped into the air and a big solar beam blowed from between my ears. "GET THE FXCK OUT OF HERE!!!" I yelled in fury. Direct hit. They and the robot were sent flying out of here.
"TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAIN", They yelled. A shiny star twinkled in the sky. I landed on my feet. The crowd roared. I just sighed. Then theire was another another rumble in the floor. Then another. Then another. More like earthquakes because it was 10 times more powerful than the boo-boo heads' rumble.
"Now what", I mumbled. Poochy placed a hand on my shoulder. I turned to she her face. It was serious. We both knew something was coming. Something dangerous. The rumbles in the floor read a pattern to me. Then it hit me.
"Bounty Hunters..."
Giant robots ripped through the ceiling. Bounty hunters broke through the walls and windows. Smoke bombs landed everywhere. The audience fled out the stadium swiftly before the concrete piece that came from the ceiling fell from them.
"SHIT" I yelled. "This is bad"
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FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN BEST OF LUPE'S MOMENTS PART 2 ! ;D