An Angry Luxray

Lux: HEY GUYS!!! Long time no see?? *waves* Yeah well as I keep my dearest Shupple busy with my swave good looks and moves, I heard from a little birdie that Xio is no longer allowed to touch his dearest Kiki......*snorts* DUDE THAT SUCKS!!! 8D

Xio: You really needed to remind me of that? *glares with wide eyes*

Lux: Oh of course jackass, because its so freaking hilarious PLUS your other eye is with a Charizard....*throws confetti* LIFE SUCKS for you Xio!!!

Xio: Shut your mouth Lux or do you wish for me to take that tongue of yours right from your damn mouth? *shakes fist* I shall do it, DON'T tempt me!

Lux: *waves hands* Whoa whoa whoa there, no need to pop a blood vessel Xio...

Xio: *growls as ears twitch*

Lux: Ahh it isn't so bad...

Xio: *lights a cigarette* How so?

Lux: *pauses* I didn't know you smoked.....since when?

Xio: Always have moron, just don't do it very often but since I am so irritated, a bad habit kicked in....*puffs*

Lux: Well nevermind, at least there is a bright side to you not having a woman to touch...*grins*...

Xio: That is? *is not amused*

Lux: *chuckles* At least you won't have to deal with her sister...

Xio: *cringes* I hate that women, but I suppose that is a good point.

Lux: AND....wait for it...you won't be arrested for being a pedophile!!! *dashes off*

Xio: *Breaks cigarette and stomps on it* That does it....GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE YOU $&%(@*!!!! *runs after him*

Lux: NO WAY MAN YOU WILL HURT ME!!! *laughing*

Xio: NOT MUCH JUST ENOUGH TO BREAK EVERY GOD DAMN BONE IN YOUR BODY!!!!

Lux: UNTIL NEXT TIME!! *Salutes the readers* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......*keeps running*

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