hello. i have nothing to say realy.

I went to lunch w/ my science teacher cuz my family thinks im stuped anyway

ok theres this funnie thing that tells you funnie stuff
here it is

follow the instructions to make a funny sentence
Pick the month you were born:

January-i kicked
febuary-I loved
march-i karate choped
April-I licked
May-i jumped on
June-i smelled
July-I did the macarena with
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over

pick the day (number) you were born:

1-a birdbath
2-a monster
3-a phone
4-a fork
5-a snowman
6-a gangster
7-my cellphone
8-my dog
9-my bestfriends boy/girlfriend
10-my neighbor
11-my science teacher
12-a banana
13-a fireman
14-a stuffed animal
15-a goat
16-a pickle
17-your mom
18-a spoon
19-a smerf
20-a baseball bat
21-a ninja
22-chuck norris
23-a noodle
24-a squarl
25-a football
26-my sister
27-my brother
28-an ipod
29-a surfer
30-a llama
31-a homeless guy

what color shirt are you wearing?

white-cuz im cool like that
black-cuz thats how i roll
pink-cuz im crazy
red-cuz the voices told me to...
blue-cuz im sexy and i do what i want
green-cuz i think i need some serious help
purple-cuz Im AWESOME!
gray-cuz big bird said so and hes my leader
yellow-cuz someone offerd me $1 million
orange-cuz my family thinks im stuped any way
brown- cuz i can
other-cuz im a ninja!
none-cuz I CANT CONTROLE MYSELF!

if you thought this was funny comment w/ the sentence you got thankyou!