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Kakuzu's True Love
It was a cold winter night as the Akatsuki was preparing to go to sleep then out the corner of his eye Kakuzu saw the most beautiful thing he had ever seen in his life... He quickly dashed over to the bathroom and gazed into his reflection not knowing it was a mirror.
“Hey there sexy whats up” Said Kakuzu smoothly
“Oh so your giving me the silent treatment? That's ok I them feisty anyways” gently spoke Kakuzu to his reflection
“I have to say you have good taste your mask is so very sexy on you” said Kakuzu as he winked
Suddenly Kisame burst out in laughter with Hidan roaring by his side
“Shut up your both just jealous of me because my new girlfriend is sexy” growled Kakuzu violently
“Yeah Kakuzu I'm SO jealous” Hidan managed to say through the harsh laughter
“Come on my love lets go back to my room and watch a romantic comedy” said Kakuzu as he dragged the mirror to his room
Kakuzu then turned on a boring romantic comedy and whispered to his reflection
“I love you....” But just then a magical beam of light hit the mirror and it immediately broke
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” cried Kakuzu in agony as he watched his true love fly to pieces
“WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG” Screamed Kakuzu as his heart broke in half
“WHY!!!!!!!!!” but then Hidan walked in and said
“Retard that was your reflection”
“Reflection? what the fuck is that?” growled Kakuzu
“Its a mirror retard” barked Hidan
“A mirror? Don't think you can outsmart me with your fancy words I have lived long enough to know when something is fake and when something is real and a mirror is a fake object you just made up so leave me alone and let me mourn for my lovers death” but then Kakuzu saw a dollar bill and instantly fell in love
And that my children is how Kakuzu's obsession with money started
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