The sun glistened on Kisame’s newly cleaned fishbowl overshadowing Goldy the goldfish’s hideously unattractive fishbowl in every way shape and form. Goldy amazingly swam to the top of the fishbowl in a very ungraceful manner but it was still a sight to behold considering the brain damage he faced from his mother dropping him as a egg to much. “Hey hey hey Kisame you’re you’re your stupid! Yeah your stupid” sneered Goldy with less stutter then usual (Goldie’s mind) “Hehehe that sure showed him he will be having a complete emotional breakdown any minute” thought Goldy with his severely damaged brain.
“At least I’m not a retard literally” replied Kisame swiftly.
“Use the force young padawan” Goldy said in a Yoda ascent while holding one of his fins up in utter defeat.
“Hey Goldy can you put your mentally challenged mind to work and tell me what’s in the seaweed jungle in the east of the fishbowl?” questioned Kisame doubtful that Goldy new the answer to anything
“Yes of course I do its where Paris Hilton stays and rapes little padawans like your self” answered Goldy holding his head up as if he achieved a great accomplishment in life.
“Yeah thanks I knew you…” Kisame was about to finish when Goldy rudely interrupted him
“MOO!” shouted Goldy while staring dumbfounded at Kisame and nomming viciously at a fish flake.
“As I was saying yeah thanks I knew you wouldn’t know the answer” said Kisame in annoyed tone.
Kisame then prepared himself for a journey that could take over 1 minute and 20 seconds, when he was done with his preparations he swam off to the mysterious seaweed jungle on the east of the fishbowl, Kisame could hear Goldie’s voice echoing off the walls.
“Be prepared young padawan for the jetie knows when its best to strike” Kisame cherished the valuable words of wisdom in mind. As he approached the seaweed jungle he realized how amazingly tall and wide it was a whole 4 inches tall and 5 inches wide, He stared at the jungle with awe in his eyes and thought how this could be his last 73 seconds on earth.
Kisame swam into the jungle and jumped as a untamed sea slug leaped at him at lightning speed Kisame barley dodged the attack and sliced the slug in half using his shark skin sword, but then more sea slugs appeared and he knew what he was facing… it was the power of Oprah Winfrey the demon from hell! She was controlling the sea slugs. Kisame bravely charged into the seaweed and sliced Oprah’s head off and discovered the treasure of the seaweed jungle. There sacred Jennifer Lopez statue a whole 1 inch tall and 2 centimeters wide stood in the jungle with Oprah’s dead body at its feet.
Then Goldy came in a freaky faded way and whispered
“Good job my padawan you never let your guard down and for that you receive a 2 dollar off coupon for Wong’s Chinese bar and grill.” Kisame took the coupon and broke down in tears from receiving such a amazing gift of honor.
“MWAHAHAHA I KNEW I WOULD GIVE YOU A EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN KISAME! Ooo I’m bad,” screamed Goldy.
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