Kisame broke out in a large yawn as he made coffee in his state of the art coffee maker 2000; Goldy approached Kisame from behind and screamed in his ear.
“Kisame have you ever crapped out blood after eating a chipolata? If so chipoltaway is for you! Instead of buying new pairs of underwear OVER AND OVER buy chipoltaway! It cleans blood stains in the blink of 4000 eyes just like that!”
“Umm Goldy I don’t shit out blood to frequently so thanks I’m fine” replied Kisame curtly.
Goldy then swam over to the stuffed Oprah Winfrey they kept in the side of the tank and tried to flirt with it
“Well hello there foxy lady, is it hot in here or is it just the heat of the sun reflecting on the glass and the heater Kisame installed earlier… I mean or is it just you?” said Goldy smoothly
Oprah’s body sat motionless in the corner
“Wow im so sexy she died” said Goldy with a smirk he then shoved Oxyclean in Oprah’s mouth.
“Kisame thinks he is so cool with his ninja skills but im a new ninja THE BILLY MAYS NINJA!” shouted Goldy in a battle cry.
“Umm hey Goldy you done with your little moment?” asked Kisame from behind Goldy
“Yush I am” replied Goldy with a glare full of Goldy’s fiery passion for fashion
“Goldy did you hear the news? You were right after all Paris Hilton was hiding in the seaweed jungle raping young padawans, they say she raped all the cops to death and that her dog Perez is more powerful then the all mighty goddess Hillary Clinton.” Said Kisame trying to form small talk
“Told you I was right about Paris Hilton but no never believe the fish with brain damage why don’t you!” whined Goldy
“One day you will see me and Konan’s severe herpes will take over the world one day as the best ninjas ever!” mumbled Goldy so Kisame couldn’t hear.
(Goldy’s severely corrupted mind) Konan’s herpes is SO severe that it formed into a separate being from Konan they say its STD jutsu is so powerful it can even give Sasori herpes and aids in the blink of Paris Hiltons eye hehehe combined my Billy Mays jutsu and Konan’s herpes STD jutsu will be unstoppable! MWAHAHAHA
“Goldy I couldn’t help but wonder your being awfully quite today is the Paris Hilton story scaring you?” asked Kisame trying to sound worried
“Well by golly Kisame that’s not it” said Goldy in a retarded southern ascent
Kisame’s eyes went huge and he pointed behind Goldy …
“P-p-p-p-Paris Hilton!” Screeched Kisame like a little girl that was raped over and over while on crack and her toenails were eaten by secret agent beluga whales in tuxedos
“KONAN’S HERPES SUMMON JUTSU!” screamed Goldy as he faced Paris Hilton
Konan’s herpes rose from the ground covered Paris Hiltons face in severe herpes then Goldy fed her Oxyclean Laundry Detergent until she died.
“Goldy! I cant believe it you… your truly Luke sky walker Goldy you truly are.” Whispered Kisame
“DUCKS GO MOO MOO” –Insert Goldy Clapping here- “COWS GO QUACK QUACK” –insert Goldy Clapping here- “Dogs are MEOW MEOW” –insert Goldy Clapping here-
And they all lived happily ever after except for Konan who died of Herpes, Syphilis, Aids, and every other STD known to man 4 days later.

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