The stuffed body of Oprah Winfrey slouched in the corner of the tank unmoving; a storm roared outside while Kisame and Goldie lay sound asleep in their logs. A sudden bolt of lightning bolted the land by Oprah Winfrey and in a puff of smoke walked out Hidan but not normal Hidan.
“Oh my god girlfriend you SO need a makeover” Hidan said with disgust as he applied purple nail polish. Oprah’s body sat still without saying a word,
“Girl I know just what you need” and at that the gay Hidan made Oprah Winfrey into a puppet named Sasori
“NOW its makeover time!” screeched Hidan excitedly.
“Hell no its not” replied Sasori coldly
“I made you I can destroy you!” screamed Hidan as he pressed a big red button, but just then a random little girl’s head exploded.
“Damn you Sasori!” said Hidan as he pulled out poisonous nail polish and flung it at Sasori with great speed
“Ha it will take more then that to kill me,” sneered Sasori as he stabbed Hidan repeatedly with his poisonous sword like tail.
“Hmm you seem like good guy some I’m going to let you rot here slowly,” said Sasori as darkness flared in his eyes
“I’m Sasori the child of the gay Hidan and Oprah Winfrey im unstoppable!” screeched Sasori unaware of the powerful ninja approaching from behind.
“LADY GAGA SUMMON JUTSU!” screamed Goldie in a vicious battle cry.
A puff of purple smoke appeared and out walked Lady Gaga, she then proceeded to violate Sasori in everyway shape and form.
“NO PLEASE NO MORE I DON’T WANT TO RIDE YOUR DISCO STICK ANYMORE LADY GAGA” cried Sasori but his pleas were unheard by Goldie and Lady Gaga. After 4 days of the endless torture Sasori killed himself and for all you people who think Sakura killed Sasori that’s not true it was Goldie and Lady Gaga.

This has been a side story by Manatee Huggers inc. were dreams come true
Please note Side stories are supposed to be much shorter then regular Fanfics in my series
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