“Hell children my name is Orochimaru and I’m your teacher for the day because Mrs.Ushiroki’s face was violently ripped off and I harvested her soul and ate her flesh… uhh I mean she is on vacation in a land far beyond are village” hissed Orochimaru as his snake tongue flicked violently.
“Any questions?” asked Orochimaru as if daring one of the small children to raise there hand, a small hand bolted up from the back.
“Yes you small little girl in the back who needs a facelift and a nose job wouldn’t hurt either” said Orochimaru as he pointed at little Hamati
“Mr.Mrs.Orochimaru why were you born looking like Michael Jackson?” asked Hamati innocently
“I was born like that because…” Orochimaru then coughed out a swarm of snakes and they ate Hamati whole.
“Anyone else have a question for me?” everyone stayed silent looking in fear at Orochimaru.
“Ok now let us begin, first of all can I have a volunteer?” a small little boy’s hand bolted up.
“Yes you little boy that looks mentally challenged come up here” said Orochimaru as he pointed to a small boy named Aru. Aru ran up to Orochimaru swiftly.
“Ok class now pay attention” hissed Orochimaru, he then grabbed Aru and swallowed him in one bite.
“Now that I have had my lunch children we can begin class” barked Orochimaru, he then wrote extremely difficult math problems on the chalkboard.
“Now who knows the answer to this?” asked Orochimaru as he pointed to the chalkboard.
“Anyone?” asked Orochimaru once again
“Fine I will call on random people if you get it wrong you will end up like your friends Hamati and Aru” threatened Orochimaru
“Ok young boy with the sexy smirk on your face what is the answer to this?” Orochimaru said as he pointed to a 4-year-old boy, Orochimaru then got lost in the 4 year olds eyes and nearly melted
“Young boy w-what’s your name?” asked Orochimaru but then a overweight unicorn fell from the sky and crushed Orochimaru and his classroom ruining Orochimaru’s chances of raping the young boy and being a pedophile.
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