Dun-dun-duuun. And now here's a little tale about Ulquiorra and his long lost parents.
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For most of you Bleach fans, you may probably know this already but Ulquiorra was a very...sad and depressed looking man. Though he was of a high rank as an espada, there seemed to always be nasty things said about him.
"Hey. I wonder what kind of make-up he uses to get that complexion?" an arrancar of low ranking would usually whisper and chuckle a bit.
"Yeah. I would definitely KILL to know how he does his make-up!" another had said and laughed in response.
One day, Ulquiorra had been sent to observe and collect information about things in Karakura Town. Looking through windows of stores, observing some students at a highschool, passing through crowds of people who didn't notice he was there, etcetera. Suddenly, he had passed by a window of a family. There was a mother, a father, and a child. They appeared to be spending time together and enjoying it as well. Suddenly, a shock of pain ran throughout his body. He didn't know what caused it. Ulquiorra then rushed back to Hueco Mundo to report his observations to Aizen-sama. He was soon dismissed and he quickly ran right towards his room. His pain seemed to stop and then he threw himself onto his bed. Sighing with relief, the espada had closed his eyes though not sleeping.
About ten minutes had passed since he had laid himself on his bed. Suddenly, he could hear Grimmjow and his loud and annoying voice getting even louder and closer to him. Grimmjow had slammed the door of Ulquiorra's room open and almost broke the door knob. When Grimmjow had entered, he was laughing hysterically. Obviously he was in a joyous mood and felt greatly triumphant about something.
"OH ULQUIORRAAAA!!! I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!!!" Grimmjow screamed with great joy and pride in his voice.
Ulquiorra just glared up from his pillow at Grimmjow and replied in an icy tone," What IS it that's so important that you have to tell me and iterupt my moment of peace mongrel?"
"Sheesh. He's such an emo fag," Grimmjow thought to himself.
"Well, anyways....I just did something that made me feel like...like...I just tasted what a victory actually meant."
Ulquiorra just glared at him without a change in his expression that was hidden beneath the pillow. Grimmjow just laughed and continued on.
"You see my espada, I just slaughtered an entire family of Hollows! And y'know what else? I did it all bymyself while they just whimpered in fear!! OH!! I never felt so...so...ALIVE!!! IT WAS JUST SO FCKINGGOOD!!" He had yelled out.
All of a sudden, Ulquiorra had winced with pain. It was just like that feeling he had while in Karakura Town when he saw that family. A lightbulb just popped into his head. He now had an idea of what may be the cause of his sudden shocks of pain. As Grimmjow was ranting on and on about his achievement, he noticed that Ulquiorra was no longer paying attention to what Grimmjow had been talking about and was lost in his own thoughts.
Words were forming in Ulquiorra's head. FAMILY,PARENTS,CHILD,LOVE,GENETIC,DNA. One by one, words such as these were popping up into his head. Grimmjow, angered by his espada friend's zoning out suddenly made an attempt to smack the 4th espada. Ulquiorra grabbed his arm right before it was about to smack him in the face.
"I'VE GOT IT!" Ulquiorra said.
"Wh-What is it?" Grimmjow said as he blinked with confusion.
"I know why I have sudden shocks of pain in my body now! I must go and embark on a long journey. A quest to find...MY PARENTS!!" he said with a sense of tiumph in his voice.
"Soooo...what're planning then?" the sixth espada had asked with a
"Soooo...you're going to come with me in search of my parents," he had replied in an even voice.
And so, the two espada partners/buddies somewhat went on a quest to search for Ulquiorra's parents. Trekking through extremely hot deserts, journying across extremely cold and frigid tundras, even attempting to slip by the security gaurds into places that they weren't allowed into, they had endured the many hardships they faced along the way and endeavored hard.
As the journey continued in search of the espada's parents, Ulquiorra began to lose hope in finding his parents. Grimmjow noticed and placed his hand on Ulquiorra and had urged him to continue on. One day, on their journey, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra went to a circuit to see an event. Their were many acts and events taking place at the circus. The two bought tickets and went inside the circus tent. Many actss had passed but the two espada were so annoyed with the little pathetic tricks that they had to restrain themselves from killing the performers. Then, there was this one act that had captured Grimmjow's attention in particular. A performance that was put on between a mime and a clown. Grimmjow had observed this and quickly awoke his friend and dashed out of the tent and raced back to Hueco Mundo.
*SIGHS*" Ugh...I never want to see another circus performance ever again," Ulquiorra had told Grimmjow as he plopped himself right onto his bed again.
"Yeah, yeah. We still gonna continue that damn search tomorrow too?" Grimmjow had called out as he was leaving the room.
"...Maybe...I'm too tired. I think I might as well give up," the espada replied with a very tired tone.
Grimmjow then remembered taking a flyer from a man who worked at the circus earlier. He took the paper out of his pocket and quickly scanned the list of performers/entertainers. Then, he grinned to himself. The next day, Grimmjow called over to Ulquiorra excitedly.
"ULQUIOOOORAAAA!!!" he screamed out in joy.
"Whaaaaatt?" Ulquiorra had asked with is an annoyed tone.
Grimmjow just grinned and then grabbed his friend's arm and dragged him off.
"Where are you taking me?" Ulquiorra had asked with a bit of surprise.
"Just c'mon with me! You're going to SO bow down to me when I show you this!" Grimmjow replied!
Ulquiorra sighed and just followed the sixth espada to a room. They stopped at
the door that lead to the room. For a moment, the two just stood there. Then, Grimmjow took a deep breath and he opened the door. Inside, there were two very confused looking people. They were the same people they saw at the circus the day before. Ulquiorra just stared at the two and blinked with confusion.
"What are they doing here Grimmjow? And what'd you do this time?" he asked the sixth espada.
"Well," grimmjow said smugly," they're you PARENTS!!"
Ulquiorra just froze for an instant and stood there in utter shock.
"My parents are some circus freaks? A clown for a father and a mime for a mother?" the Fourth just thought to himself.
"So. Aren't I the bestest pal you ever had!?! OH and by the way, you owe me big time for this," Grimmjow had replied happily.
The mime just waved at Ulquiorra and the clown just smiled at him. Ulquiorra frowned and then walked away. Grimmjow saw and he told the two parents to go back now and they did. He then ran to catch up with his friend.
"Wait up!!" he called.
"What?" he replied.
"Why the hell aren't you happy that you finally found your parents after such an effing long time?!" Grimmjow said angrily.
"Because. I am now officially ashamed to find out that those two are my parents and that I must say, our trip was totally a waste of time," Ulquiorra had replied.
Grimmjow then stood there in an utter state of shock.
"That's the last time I ever think about going through all those lengths just to make him feel better," he said to himself.
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And so concludes Ulquiorra Schiffer's tale about his long lost parents. Yes. Mr. and Mrs. Schiffer were actually a clown and a mime. Which now explains why Ulquiorra is so quite and why his skin is so pale. And even why he is scary.
In my opinion, the 4th espada should've been a lot more appreciative but whatever he's a ruthless espada leader so not my call. lol Hope you thought it was okay since it was my first fanfiction thingy. GAWD! Oh yeah. Maybe if I have an urge to do it I'll make one for Grimmjow too.
