Naruto laughed maniacally as Kung Lao sliced off Baraka’s head with his razor hat. Shao Kahn’s voice boomed “FATALITY! KUNG LAO WINS”, over the sound system. Kiba groaned in defeat.
“Come on, cheer up Kiba! I’ll let you pick the next match-up!”
At that moment, Temari’s shrill voice burst from the next room:
“YOU HAD AN ERECTION!!!!!!!!!!!”
Naruto and Kiba’s brains stopped. Shikamaru’s voice, gravellier than usual, followed quickly.
“Yes, I had an erection. It took you 3 hours to figure that out? I’m surprised you didn’t get it when I told you that only my legs were paralyzed.”
“YOU LECHEROUS CAD!”
“You speak as if I had any control over that general area. You really don’t know anything about wood, do you?”
“THAT’S IT! YOUR EYES ARE COMING OUT NOW, WEASEL BOY!”
There was the sound of a scuffle, and then Shikamaru cried out.
“CHOJI!”
“SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRETTY CLOUDS, SHIKAMARU! ALL YOUR NIMBOSTRATUS AND CIRROCUMULUS, ALTOSTRATUS AND STRATOCUMULUS……”
“CHOJI SHE’S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!”
“LIAR!!! I’M ONLY GOING TO TAKE YOUR EYES OUT! BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CASTRATE YOU TOO, SINCE YOU DON’T SEEM TO HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER THAT GENERAL AREA!!!”
“CHOJI!!!!!!”
Choji rushed down the hallway carrying a large wooden mallet and heavy leather restraints. He disappeared into the next room, where a loud ‘thunk’ was heard. Then all fell silent.
“Thanks. That was a close one.”
The sounds of the restraints being applied were made.
“I’m sorry, but all I could find for her mouth was a ball gag.”
“Damnit, now she’ll accuse me of some perverted bondage plot when she wakes up.”
“Yeah, but you won’t be able to hear her say it.”
“Yes I will. It might be unintelligible, but it will still be auditory.”
“Ah, you and your big words. Well, hope you get your legs back, Shikamaru.”
“Yeah, hopefully before she does.”
Choji left the room casually, and Naruto and Kiba snapped out of their trance.
“Goro versus Shao Kahn!”
“Alright, Goro versus Shao Kahn it is!”
