Somehow, out of all the things I could have chosen to major in, I chose math. I'm not the brightest bulb in the bunch and I am certain I will suffer terribly throughout the curriculum that I am to follow, but I plan to go through with it none the less. I plan on being a statistician of some sort. I tell about the misadventures of being a stupid math major, and anyone is welcome to listen in as I chart my progress.