Welcome to the home of my meme obsession.
I noticed how much I love those things, so I shall tag... oooh yes, I shall tag >D

Stabbed by a Condom XD

I think the title got your attention XD
Another one stolen from Maji De, this is really cute, I won't tag, if anyone wants to do it just write the result in the comments. Or rather, please do it, I want/need to laugh XD

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt/skort = skank
[]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[]Ripped jeans = emo
[]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[]Pajamas = pimp
[]Cargo = clown
[]Sweats = athlete
[x]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female
[]Capris = Gangster
[]Nothing = hoe
[]Dickies = weirdo
[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[x]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[]Bald = with herpes
[]Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[]1= who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[x]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who cuddled with
[]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[]01 = the kool-aid man
[]02 = a dog
[]03 = a shoe
[]04 = a toothbrush
[]05 = Santa Claus
[]06 = your dealer
[]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[]08 = a prostitute
[]09 = a porn star
[]10 = a bag of weed
[]11 = a lover
[]12 = a glass of milk
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a stripper
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = a jew
[]18 = a homo
[]19 = an orange
[]20 = a dildo
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a whore
[]23 = my crush
[]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a jar of honey
[x]26 = a condom
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = The Tojan man
[]30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[] White = because I love marijuana
[x]Black = because im sexy as hell
[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[]Purple = because I'm gay
[]Gray = because I got dared
[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed
[]Orange = because I smoke crack
[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[]Brown = because I had to
[]Shirtless = because I've got abs

My result: "I'm a freaky brat with a sexy smile who got stabbed horribly by a condom because I'm sexy as hell"
(lol so porno)

Girly Meme >D

Pffft now I can't tag nomad009, such a cruel life ;__;
Stolen from Maji De 8D

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Girly Quiz
below 30 = not girly
above 30 = girly
above 55 = Paris Hilton

[x] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[ ] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops. (eww, no way, high heeled sandals FTW!)
[ ] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz (try racing cars XD)
[ ] My favorite color is pink or purple.
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[x] I love skirts.
[ ] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop.
[x] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate.
TOTAL: 4

[x] My hair is mostly always straightened.
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week.
[ ] I love to hang out with friends.
[ ] I have a piece of real diamond jewelery.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon. (to get what, skin cancer? >.>)
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
TOTAL: 1

[ ] I watch Gossip Girl
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap.
TOTAL: 0

[ ] I would NEVER set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[x] I wear mascara everyday
[x] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat. (PFFFTTTT XDDD)
[ ] Big sunglasses are awesome.
[ ] I have gotten my nails done.
[ ] I own over 10 purses.
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels.
TOTAL: 2

[ ]I love to have other people do my hair.
[x] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends.
[ ] I hate bugs. (such adorable creatures)
[ ] Carnivals are fun.
[ ] Summer is THE best season. (NO! I hate it... especially when the temperatures melt concrete)
[x] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[x] Musicians are hot.
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.
TOTAL: 3

[x] I'm self-conscious.
[ ] My room smells like vanilla.
[x] I don't do sports.
[ ] I HATE to run.
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[ ] I love romance novels.
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute. (who?)
TOTAL: 2

[ ] I dance randomly around the house.
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house.
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[x] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ] My parents buy me everything I want, whenever I want it.
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50-a million times a day.
TOTAL: 1

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton. (so I can humanely euthanize her)
[ ] R&B is the best music.
[ ] I pop my collar. (what?)
[x] Horses are beautiful.
[ ] Kittens are adorable. (fuck no!)
TOTAL: 1

[ ] I write my own music.
[x] I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black.
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[x] I hate beards
[x] I love to read magazines. (Shounen Jump counts?)
TOTAL: 2

[x] I love to gossip. (yeah... it's my sin)
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid.
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My baths are 2 hours long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's.
TOTAL: 1

[x] I LOVE life! (EXCEPT EXAMS D8)
[x] I have a lot of jewelery.
[ ] I buy some jewelery from Claire's.
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them.
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed.
TOTAL: 2

[ ] You like the colour pink.
[ ] You want to BE Paris Hilton. (so I can kill myself, then return to my body?)
[x] You scope the room for hot guys. (staring never killed anyone XD)
[ ] You love the mall. (I hate crowded places, so tiring)
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] You modeled as a little kid.
[x] You love receiving compliments. (I have weird reactions when receiving them ^^;)
[ ] You've been to a wedding and loved it
TOTAL= 3

OVERALL: 22
Heh~ as expected of me XD

About...

ABOUT YOU

Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 172 cm
Favorite Color: Orange
Screen Name: Sakura-Dust
Favorite Show: House MD (TV series, I don’t watch other shows)
Your Car: my dad’s XD
Your Hometown: Bucharest
Your Present Town: Haven’t moved XD
Your First Crush's Name: Albert
Your Grade: Last highschool year, 12th

HAVE YOU EVER

Sat on your rooftop? No
Kissed someone in the rain? No
Danced in a public place? Yeah… Although I don’t usually dance ^^;
Smiled for no reason? So very often
Laughed so hard you cried? I almost always do that… That’s why I can’t wear make-up
Peed your pants after age 8? Yup, I laughed too hard XD
Written a song? Poetry
Sang to someone for no reason? I’m tone deaf , no singing from me XD
Performed on a stage? No
Talked to someone you don't know? That’s the first step on the road of friendship 8D
Gone out of your way to befriend someone? Neah
Made out in a theater? That would be rude… no
Been in love? Yup

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO

Say HI to you? I don’t remember .___.” My friends never say hi, they all skip the small talk XD
Tell you, I love you? A classmate
Kiss you? My best (girl)friend XD
Hug you? Mom
Tell you BYE? Lucy
Write you a note? Ana (maths is boring, what else to do)
Take your photo? I hate being photographed, but I think Stephanie
Buy you something? Me XD
Write a poem about you? No one ever did it ;__;
Touch you? …me XD I just scratched my head a few seconds ago

WHAT’S THE LAST

Time you laughed? A few minutes ago
Time you cried? Yesterday, it was a show about the Animal Police
Song you've sang? Tone deaf, no songs
Time you've looked at the clock? Half an hour or so ago
Drink you've had? Pepsi
Book you've read? Belle de Nuit
Food you've eaten? Pie
Shoes you've worn? Black, high heeled ones
Store you've been in? Mega Image
Thing you've said? Hahaha

CAN YOU

Write with both hands? No
Whistle? No
Roll your tongue in a circle? Yup XD
Cross your eyes? Yeah
Touch your tongue to your nose? No
Dance? No
Stay up a whole night without sleep? Nigh owl o____o
Speak a different language? Yes
Impersonate someone? I’m pretty good at imitating… *cough* never mind >.>
Make a card pyramid? Haven’t tried
Cook anything? I call myself chef XD

FINISH THE LINE

If I were a ... smarter person I wouldn’t go through so much stress right now..
I wish ... I would just go to college already
So many people don't know that ... I’m always hungry XD
I am ... fangirling continuously
My heart is ... doki doki suru XD

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I'm not in the mood to tag anyone... but nomad009 XD

Fandom Meme

INUYASHA

01. The first character I fell in love with:
Sesshoumaru!
At first Inuyasha appeared and I was like ‘meh’, but soon enough his oh so sexy brother made his entrance and my interest peaked. He’s just so amazing it seems unreal how he lost to Inuyasha. Sesshoumaru’s the best ‘cold beauty’ type ever.

02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
Naraku. He’s insanely handsome and I love his ‘lawls, see if I care’ attitude towards disaster. He even remained faithful to Kikyo till the very end, well, he did cause her lots of misery, but he loved her at the same time, it’s just too complex! That’s why I love him to bits, but I never thought I’d love him this much; Naraku tends to get monotonous with his plans.

03. The character everyone else loves that I don't:
I wouldn’t say everyone, but there are too many people on the Kagome team. In the first season she was a whiny little bitch with an IQ that made stereotypical blondes feel proud. She’s more awesome in IY Final Act, but I still can’t forgive her for tormenting my existence throughout the whole first season.

04. The character I love that everyone else hates:
Again, I wouldn’t say everyone, but Kikyo. I loved her ever since I saw her. I can honestly say that she’s my favorite female anime character of all times. Morbid, sinister, made of hate, yet the purest person on Earth, ironic really. Kikyo is truly powerful, very pretty too, and she never once annoyed me the way her shit part did (Kagome).

05. The character I used to love but don't any longer:
Shippou.
I can’t exactly say I ‘loved’ him, but he was cute and fuzzy. Too bad he became annoying after the first 10 episodes he appeared in. Now he’s not that annoying or anything, but I still don’t like him much.

06. The character I would shag anytime:
Byakuya of the Illusions.
Final Act character, his personality is PRICELESS!
Seriously, that guy cracks me up, he’s so relaxed about everything, and his replies are completely sarcastic. Awesome guy, I’d say he’s Naraku’s best creation.

07. The character I'd want to be like:
None actually XD
I’d love to be a chimaera of Kikyo’s strength, Byakuya’s awesome sarcasm, Sesshoumaru’s beauty, Naraku’s talent to manipulate, and Miroku’s charming gift.

08. The character I'd slap:
Kagome. Really hard. To leave a persistent mark.

09. A pairing that I love:
KikyoxNaraku. I can’t believe they hadn’t done it. They’re fabulously made for eachother.

10. A pairing that I hate:
SesshoumaruxRin. Father & daughter much?

11. Favorite character:
Sesshoumaru!

12. My five favorite characters:
Sesshoumaru, Kikyo, Naraku, Miroku, Inuyasha.

13. My five least favorite characters:
Kagome, Shippou, Kanna… ermmmm… Sango sometimes?

14. The character I am most like:
Seriously no one…
Not determined enough to be Inuyasha, not even close to being as great as Sessh, hmmm… Miroku I’d say, he fits my pervert part XD

15. My deep, dark fandom secret:
*cough*
Inuyasha falling for his brother and being ultra turned on by his bare presence, forgetting Kagome, he runs off to his brother every night and begs like a little bitch and loves it like the worst of hoes. Unbeknownst to them, Naraku is watching and well, he has tentacles =u=

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I will make a Kuroshitsuji one later, right now I needed to fangasm over Inuyasha.
I taaaag... hmmm... Mariskah (*dodges knife* I seriously wanna see what you're into ^w^), nomad009 (you know why) and samird (because I know you'll make Naruto... right?)

Hetalia Meme & EDD Update

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I decided to post this here too, seeing as many of you used resources from EDD.
We moved to a new domain, so be sure to check it out & bookmark it >D

As a side dish, I've been tagged by excaliburer (I'll get you for this XD) to do a Hetalia Meme

So here it is, it's gonna be long, but I wanna see who I am >3

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

( ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
( ) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
( ) You're very happy-go-lucky
( ) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
( ) You're a good artist
(x) You can be clumsy
(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
( ) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
( ) You would surrender in a war situation

(2/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

( ) You love tomatoes
(x) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(x) You tend to get irritated easily
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out (again?)
( ) You hate French people (I just hate their language)
( ) You rely on people too much
( ) You would surrender in a war situation
( ) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
( ) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(2/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

( ) You're very stoic and serious
(x) Sausages are your favorite foods. (especially the really spicy ones)
(x) You like to walk dogs/your dog
( ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( ) You love rules and think they should always be followed to.
( ) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
( ) You work very hard too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(x) You've had issues with money once or twice

(5/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

( ) You're very mature
( ) You think everything over before saying it
( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood
( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(x) You're good at practical tasks
(x) You need time to adjust to new people

(5/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(x) You love burgers
(x) You think you're awesome
( ) You love to invent things
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(x) You can seem to be very brash to other people
(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
( ) You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
( ) You wear glasses

(6/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

( ) You like tea
( ) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(x) You're very sarcastic and cynical
( ) Your cooking is awful
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
( )...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
( ) You have tried doing black magic before
( ) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery

(2/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

( ) You're very affectionate
( ) You think you have a great fashion sense
(x) You like wine
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
( ) You love red roses
(x) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(x) You're very proud of yourself
( ) You love culture and the arts
( ) You're very flamboyant
(x) You say you're a gourmet

(4/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

( ) You had a very sad childhood.
( ) You're very tall
( ) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
( ) You wear a scarf all the time
( ) You love sunflowers (not really)
(x) You love vodka
( ) You can seem intimidating to other people
( ) You're very strong
( ) You have a big nose
( ) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(1/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

( ) You're very mature
( ) You're very superstitious
( ) You're very religious (on the contrary)
(x) You love pandas
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
( ) You love Hello Kitty
( ) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
( ) You work hard
( ) You're good at drawing
(x) You like sweets

(2/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(x) You are very well-raised
( ) You're polite
( ) You love classical music
(x) You like cake
( ) You have a mole on your face
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
( ) You've composed music before
( ) You tend to call people 'morons'
( ) You wear glasses

(3/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people
(x) You look younger than you actually are
( ) You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
( ) You hate fighting
( ) You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
( ) You often get mistaken for someone else
( ) You feel under-appreciated
( ) You're bilingual (I'm almost polyglot)
( ) You always carry a bear with you

(3/10) for Canada

Cuba

( ) You smoke
(x) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(x) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
( ) You like hot weather
(x) You can be very friendly from time to time
( ) You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model
( ) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Erizabeta Hedevary)

( ) You have a potty-mouth
( ) You like to wear flowers in your hair
(x) You used to be a very tough kid
( ) You're very reliable
( ) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
( ) You're very faithful
(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
( ) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
( ) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(x) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(3/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

(x) You're quite mean-spirited
(x) You're a bit of a hooligan
( ) You're very loyal
( ) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
( ) You love to fight people
(x) You can avoid marriages quite well (I know I will in the future)
( ) You're not always taken seriously
(x) You like drinking
( ) You want to become stronger

(4/10) for Prussia

Results:
(2/10) for North Italy
(2/10) for South Italy
(5/10) for Germany
(5/10) for Japan
(6/10) for America
(2/10) for UK
(4/10) for France
(1/10) for Russia
(2/10) for China
(3/10) for Austria
(3/10) for Canada
(3/10) for Cuba
(3/10) for Hungary
(4/10) for Prussia

My God, that was long XD
I'll tag everyone who knows wth Hetalia is (unlike me XD)