Dog:
[x] - You're almost always smiling (my friends are funny, I'm funny, my dog is funny)
[ ] - You're nice to most people and like to get to know people before you judge them
[ ] - You rarely resort to violence
[ ] - You would NEVER hurt your friends
[x] - You really like tickling people, just to see if they're ticklish
[x] - You stand up for others (if I can handle the opponent)
[ ] - You would tell everyone that you love them if it wasn't so hard on your reputation
[x] - You don't get angry easily
[ ] - You share your food with people who are out of lunch money (I NEVER share my food)
[ ] - Your favorite color is either blue, yellow, or purple
Total for dog: 4
Cat:
[ ] - You take pleasure in fooling/tricking people (it always backfires, so I don't do it)
[ ] - You're easily scared (pshhh, bring on midnights and cemeteries!)
[x] - You hate getting dirty
[x] - You can be really flirty when you want to (I don't want to, it just happens, it's annoying)
[ ] - You keep your hair long (never)
[ ] - You don't like getting wet unless you're bathing
[ ] - You like to just lounge about
[ ] - You get annoyed easily (I'm too relaxed for my own good, I get angry faster online...)
[x] - You like seafood (yum!)
[ ] - You can spend hours trying to make yourself look good (15 minutes is an amazingly long time for me)
Total for cat: 3
Fish:
[ ] - You're really good at swimming.
[x] - You like to swim
[x] - You like sparkly things
[x] - You are really ticklish
[ ] - You can fit through almost any space
[ ] - You've gotten stuck in a net or/and rope before
[x] - You're romantically lost
[ ] - You're really good at keeping a straight face when you need to
[ ] - You aren't very drawn to people who "stand out" (I just notice them, but I don't chase them down)
[ ] - You can wear just about anything (I can, but I don't)
Total for fish: 4
Bug:
[x] - You like to wear bright colors
[x] - You like vegetables.
[ ] - Your entire life revolves around sparkly things
[ ] - You always worry about falling prey to bullies/gossipers
[ ] - You're terrified of things that other people aren't scared of
[x] - You aren't afraid of some things that other people are terrified of
[ ] - You have been told that you lack emotion
[x] - You keep your opinions to yourself (not with family)
[x] - You can be social one minute and a loner the next (if my BFF is suddenly replaced by that one chick that's unapproachable, the lack of conversation is lonely)
[ ] - You are a good impersonator and/or you like to dress up as things you're not
Total for bug: 5
Rodent/Lagomorph:
[ ] - You're always prepared for something bad to happen
[ ] - You make little piles of things in your room that your friends/parent(s)/guardian(s) claim is 'unorganized' (my room is OCD clean)
[ ] - You run rather than fight danger
[ ] - You designate people to hide behind
[ ] - You say "uh/er/um" a lot
[x] - People have told you that you talk really fast before
[x] - Sometimes you stutter (^ because of the fast speaking)
[ ] - You like to have pets (sorry dude, my dog's my brother not a pet)
[x] - You prefer animals to people
[x] - You can't trust many people (trust isn't all that necessary, really, fun times can be had even without sharing secrets)
Total for rodent: 4
Deer:
[ ] - You are prone to spelling errors
[x] - You have been told that you are pretty before in any given way
[ ] - You are modest
[ ] - You would rather run from a fight than actually fight
[x] - You would protect the ones you love
[x] - When you get really frustrated you cry (I tear up, my eyes get red, but I don't actually cry)
[x] - It breaks your heart to see ads about animal cruelty (they ruin my whole day)
[ ] - You love your friends but sometimes they're mean to you
[x] - You never say so, but you think that you're kind of pretty
[ ] - When you were little you wanted to be a princess/prince (if I remember correctly I was Songoku's girlfriend)
Total for deer: 5
Horse:
[x] - You personally think that you are pretty (damn straight, self-confidence is win)
[ ] - You always have boys/girls asking you out
[ ] - Sometimes you aren't very smart in decision making, and have some regrets following you around in the back of your mind
[ ] - You hang out with an exclusive group that isn't open to just anybody (used to, good times, I can't handle big groups well, but now I'm forced to)
[ ] - You never leave the comfort of your own home without your makeup on/your hair brushed
[ ] - You are constantly altering your body
[x] - You are quick to judge people
[ ] - You're always up to date on the gossip going around
[ ] - You take ridiculously good care of yourself (just the basics, I don't use all sorts of chemicals for skin or hair)
[ ] - The only thing you like about school/College/Work is having friends there
Total for horse: 2
So I'm a mutation between deer and bug, sounds beautiful