for all the legend of zelda twilight princess fans!!
ganondorf:hey you bowling pin head, i need some help over here
zant: sweet merciful heavens, what are you?
ganondorf: well you see i'm a-
zant: are you a god?
ganondorf: what? no, you see my name is ganondorf an-
zant: your a god aren't you?!
ganondorf: no, i'm actually just a thei-
zant: whats it like being a god?
ganondorf: what? i already told you i;m-
zant: can you make it rain?
ganondorf: i'm not a god i'm just a criminal who was banished here fo-
zant: can you share your devine wisdom with me?
ganondorf: what the hell? how many times do i have to tell you i'm no-
zant: what dose heaven look like?
ganondorf: oh damit! okay fine! i'm a god!
zant:......how do i know your not lying??
ganondorf: oh for heavens sake i'm going somewere else!
zant: wait your going to abandoning me? just like the really god! you must be him!
ganondorf: jeeze what is wrong with you? are you insane or somthing?
zant: my kidneys talk to me i let them speak spanish.
ganondorf: oh i see, oh well at least you seem crazy enough to do what ever i say, i supose their's no harm in telling you my plan.
zant: oh yes, great creator.
ganondorf: now you see i have formulated an elaborate plan for world domination in order to compinsate for my miniscule penis size, in my curent state i am unable to use the triforce of power but if i were to pass my powers onto you could use them to carry out my plan and turn me to my physical form.
zant: i would do anything for your penis my loard,
ganondorf: ya, please don't say that, so are you willing to do this for me?
zant: hold on i have to ask my mom first, hey mom is it okay if i take this devine beings power to enslave the kingdome of hyrule?
zants mom: sure dear just be home by dinner
zant:thanks mom, alright i can go.
ganondorf: for centuries i've benn floating aroud the twilight relm and, your the first person i run into.
zant: i know are you lucky or what?! just like the lepricons that live in my nostrils, but don't say anything they know i'm on to them, I KNOW YOUR IN THEIR DAMIT!!!!!
ganondorfs thoughts: damn this guy is screwed up i wonder whats going on inside that weirdows head??!!
zants thoughts: *9 voices screaming:* scrmithaligohaweisquallethandericontedginamihemial
