THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN, DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS OR I SHALL KEEL YOU WITH A SPOON.
So. This. My most prized and perfect skill. Ranting. I take great pride in my ranting. Can others out-rant me? Probably. Do I care? I'll probably rant about that too. What am I going to rant about today? Life. Why life? It's fun. Why so many questions am I asking myself that you might be asking? Elimination is a part of life. Should I truly start ranting? Depends. Are you ready to SUFFER!? 
This was a subject that came up on another site I regularly visit, it's a touchy subject but I hope I shed some light on it. The Subject? It's very interesting I assure you, as you may very well find yourself walking away from the computer after reading this and thinking to yourself, "Wow, I never thought of it that way! I'm sure glad that wonderful Valcron said something on this. Amazing!", and then go get yourself a snack, come back, and repeat. I must warn I have to be careful with this subject, as it could easily offend, or confuse a large majority of you.
I digress. Some of you by this point are probably turning your head in amazement, while others are shaking your head thinking, "GET ON WITH IT!". Well those who took the latter and prefer to quote Monty Python, you just got a cookie. Now, onto the subject!
But before I tell you about the subject, I must shed some light on some things before hand, or the confusion could only be worse. I'm male, fire green hair and grassy blue eyes, and a bit of a neat freak. I hope that sheds some light on the subject I'm about to seriously get into. I must warn again, some may be offended by this subject, so if you are, please do not be alarmed, turn off the computer, and walk away. Perhaps you need help? I suggest therapy, lots of it, probably at least 26 hours a day. Use the time thing from Harry Potter: The Prisoner of Azkaban. You know the one.
It's rant time! The subject I'm going to rant on is a matter many argue back and forth, they do such so much I feel weird talking about it myself! There's almost nothing to touch on anymore, but I found things to touch on, and by gosh I'm going to touch on them! For if I do not, the world could never be the same again.
Now, consider this: your reading on a subject that shakes the very foundation of man. That'd be your feet for those not sure what a foundation of man could be. Think Happy Feet like that movie. I like that movie, dancing penguins? Genius. You gotta hand it to the genius of geniuses like those at Dreamworks.
Speaking of feet, I should talk on that for a minute before getting to the main course! Feet, what lazy little good for nothings, always resting when your sitting or laying down, never doing anything and only giving off body heat. Jerk feet.
Time for foundation shaking ranting! Hardcore ranting that makes normal rants just cry in sadness that they can never be as great as this hardcore rant. Their jealousy fuels this epic rant of hardcore-ness.
Life.
Life sucks. Counterpoint: Life is wonderful.
Hope you enjoyed the rant, later!
-VC
I REPEAT, This was purely for fun, I'm feeling random and this is what I do. Don't like it and think I'm stupid for posting such dumb words? I love you too. So much. Hey, I could rant about that! But it could take twice as long to- okay wasting too much space, later folks.
