Croissant! How does one write where a person is sitting if they're in the marked seat? *fails* Seriously. If it were in any of the other chairs I could just go "at the far end of the table". "Middle of the table" sounds odd.
Petit chou! Yes, I skivvied off from working on the story by making the above image >.>
Baguette! It's proving remarkably tough to write out this latest project. I've so much I want to say that trying to get it onto Word is like dumping heavy barrels into a small boat with a hole drilled into it while someone's scooping out water like mad in a vain attempt to keep it all afloat.
Chocolate! This time around I'm really going all out with the embellishing. It's so dense that I don't reckon anyone will want to actually read it....
Gerard Diepardieu! (.... O.o) That's to say, if it ever gets finished or polished enough to be previewed. I've barely produced 1 page worth of "readable" "story" thus far.
Fromage! ... *proceeds to watch YouTube videos*
