Ive always wondered what my computer would say if it could talk, I imagine itd be like YOU BITCH STOP DOWNLOADING STUFF IM GETTING LIKE A MILLION VIRUSES!!!! but knowing me id be like SHUTUP AND GIMMIE MY ANIME!!!!!!! and if you think about if they can talk they can probably commit suicide too, I mean like they could just go in and delete themselves, if theyre smart enough to talk theyre smart enough to be like GOODBYE CRUEL TROJAN VIRUS FILLED WORLD I KNEW YEE WELL, after that id probably do wat i usually do wen i see something dead POKE IT WITH A STICK OR STICK LIKE OBJECT (not that u perv T_T)