In Episode 1 , Kagome brought Inu-Yasha, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, and Sesshoumaru to her own world. They were all on there way to the Mall, until a little girl came along and started to mess with Inu-Yasha's ears. Inu-Yasha made her cry. Then Sesshoumaru snatched the child out of Inu_yasha's hands. He rocked her to sleep.
~Episode 2~
"At The Mall"
Everybody started to continue their walk to the Mall after Sesshoumaru placed the little girl who fell asleep on his fluffy white tail on the ground.
" Hopefully no one will step on her", Sesshoumaru said softly.
" Don't worry, Sesshoumaru, She'll be fine", Miroku said, while he was groping Sango.
" Bas***d!", Sango yelled. * Sango slaps Miroku as hard as she can*
" Oww, why you do that for? Oh well... it was worth it...", Miroku said while he was slammed into the wall next to him.
" Stop it!", Kagome yelled to the two, " This isn't the Feudal Era anymore!"
" Are we there yet Kagome?", Shippo said in a cute voice.
" Almost, it is right over that corner over there", Kagome replied.
Everyone walked in a fast pace to the corner and noticed a big building that was in the way.
" DANG IT! This building is in our way!", Shippo and Inu-Yasha both complained at the same time.
" This is the Mall guys...", Kagome explained like she was mean or something like that.
" Ohh...Ok..." Shippo said.
They all walked into what was called "The Mall". It was huge! There were 50 floors inside of it. Kagome noticed a map of the Mall when she walked inside. She looked at it to see if they had a sword place there, and if they also had a toy store for Shippo.
" Found it!", Kagome said with a smile on her face," the sword place and the toy store are both on the 27th floor."
Everyone followed Kagome. Sesshoumaru was surprised about the ride up in the elevator. Sango saw a boomerang store.
" Kagome, I want to go to that boomerang store over there,k?", Sango asked.
" Ok, we can go there after we go to the toy store and the sword store...", Kagome replied in the elevator.
The elevator stopped, and the doors opened. There were many people on the 27th floor. They all walked out of the elevator and onto the 27th floor our of 50 floors in the Mall.
" First, were going to the toy store for Shippo. Then, Were going to the Sword store. After that, were going to the boomerang store for Sango, and maybe if we have enough money left, we can buy some food for all of us.
They all started to look and walk around. They couldn't find the store, so they walked up to a worker who was working in one of the stores near by.
" Excuse me, mister, but do you work here?" Kagome politely asked.
" Ya, do you work here?" Shippo repeated.
" Yes, I do, who wants to know?" responded the worker.
" We do, you dumba**", Inu-Yasha responded quickly.
" OK...Ok...,what do you want to know?", the worker said.
" Were can we find the toy store?", asked Shippo anxiously.
" ...It's over there next to that dumb clown", the worker said in a grumpy voice, " Shessh, I hate workig here. I would rather die than be in this dump.
Inu-Yasha heard him and started to think," I wonder...". * Inu-Yasha grabs his sword* He swings it at the worker and hits him in the stomach with it.
" Oww...Ohhh...", the worker said, while falling down to the ground.
" There, you see, you said you would rather die than be in this Mall, so I decided to kill you."
" Inu-Yasha!", Everyone else yelled," What the hell did you do that for!"
" When he said that he would rather die than be in the Mall. He didn't mean literally!", Kagome yelled to Inu-yasha," Or does he......"
Sesshoumaru was in front of the almost dead guy while Inu-Yasha was behind the almost dead guy.
" Don't worry worker guy, my brother just wanted to kill someone, I will bring you back." *takes out his sword and slashes the worker*
" Now LIVE!", Sesshoumaru yelled.
" DIE!", Inu-Yasha said while slashing the worker with his sword.
" LIVE!", Sesshoumaru said while reviving the worker with his sword.
The worker kept getting up whenever Sesshoumaru healed him and kept on falling down in pain whenever Inu-Yasha stabbed him with his sword.
" Die, die, die", Inu-Yasha said, stabbing him with his sword.
" Live, live, live", Sesshoumaru said, slashing his sword into the worker over and over, so Inu-Yasha won't kill him.
" I want him dead!", Inu-yasha said while stabbing him.
" I want him alive!", Sesshoumaru said while reviving him with his sword.
The cowd began to grow and grow, surrounding Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, and definately Inu-Yasha, the worker, and Sesshoumaru. The people in the crowd kept on screaming out to them.
" Kill him!", half of the crowd screamed.
" Revive him, he doesn't deserve to die!", the other half screamed.
Inu-Yasha kept killing the worker, and Sesshoumaru kept on riviving him. This whole thing lasted for 45 minutes so far, and the crowd grew alot bigger without Inu-Yasha and Sesshoumaru realizing it.
~2 HOURS LATER~
" You know, I think we should stop them...", Miroku suggested to Kaagome, Shippo, and Sango.
" Why, this is actually entertaining", Sango said, staring at Inu-Yasha, the worker, and Sesshoumaru.
~15 MINUTES LATER...~
" Ok, I think that is enough!", Kagome yelled.
" Live!", Sesshoumaru said.
" Die!", Inu-Yasha said, about to slash him again.
" SIT BOY!", Kagome yelled before Inu-yasha was able to kill the worker. * Inu-Yasha smashed into the floor.* " AHHH!", Inu-yasha replied, " why did you do that for?", He said while trying to get up.
" Because I can", Kagome said.
" She wanted ya'll two to stop playing around with the worker dude!", explained Sango, " Even though it was kinds of exciting..." *giggles*
Miroku goes over to the worker and asked him if he needed a hand to stand up. The worker put his hand up, and Miroku pulled him up. The crowd behind Sesshoumaru started to cheer.
" Yay! He is alive! Hurray!", the crowd cheered.
" Damn you Sesshoumaru! Die die die dip-s**t die!", screamed the angry Inu-Yasha as he rose from the ground, " I'm gonna go straight Chuckie on your a**." Screeched Inu-yasha.*Inu-Yasha repeatedly slashes the worker in the neck*
" Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sh*t, uh...I mean SIT!" Yells kagome.
*Banging on the floor repeatedly 8 times is Inu-Yasha*
(*Authors Note: Poor Inu-Yasha =( *)
" Kagome! Ahhh! I wouldn't be so mad at you if you were a b**ch!", said Inu-Yasha.
(*Authors Note: A b**ch is a female dog...get it?*)
" Excuse me! You did NOT just try to call me a b**ch!", yells Kagome.
*Cid pops outta no where* " No sh*t Sherlock!", yells Cid.
" Cid!", yells everyone.
*Zelda pops outta no where* " Cid you b**ch gimme back my orca!", yells zelda. *Zelda grabs Cid between the crotch and yanks out his teeny-weenie-peeny* " Teeny-weenie-peeny, teeny-weenie-peeny!", sings Zelda as she waves the teeny-weenie-peeny around the Mall.
" Hey, I gotta Sh*t with that!", yells Cid.
" Oh, so that's how guys sh*t and p*ss at the same time!", says Zelda.
*Link pops outta no where also* " I raped Zelda!", yells Link. " Oh no, you have another man's penis, not mine, wahhhahaa!", cries Link. " What is this world comming to( echo, echo, echo)!", yells Link.
" Cut the crying crap. Now I'll do you and Cid once we get back to Vegeta's place, come on let's go!" exclaims Zelda. * They poof back to Vegeta's place*
(*Authors Note: Zelda lost a bet to Cid earlier*)
" Oh my gosh!", says everybody.
" Now you know that language is wrong peole!" says Kagome.
" Sorry. Oh my god!!", yells everyone looking at Inu-yasha.
*Inu-Yasha slashes at the worker dude, but Sesshoumaru grabs him, and Inu-yasha accidentally slashes Kenny from South Park in the head*
" You killed Kenny! Oh well, good afternoon everyone!" Said Sesshoumaru. * Sesshoumaru walks away completely not caring*
~END OF 2nd EPISODE~
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COMMERCIAL TIME!!!
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Radical Edward: Hi people! Guess what! I am planning to capture Yoku! Yay! I already captured Sesshoumaru, he is locked up in my closet! Oh well...OK! Now today we have two guests, because one person came a little early today!
Amiboshi: Hi, the name is Amiboshi!
~Inu-Yasha~: hi, my name is ~Inu-Yasha~!
Amiboshi: Stop it ~Inu-Yasha~! I am the real star here~ *pushes ~Inu-Yasha~ out of the picture*
~Inu-Yasha~: AHHHHHH! Damn you . *slashes Amiboshi*
*Sesshoumaru comes out of the audience and slashes Amiboshi with his Tinsuaiga(sp?)* " Now baby brother, don't start this sh*t again."
Audience: Hell ya!!!
~Inu-Yasha~: You wanna take this outside dumba**?
Sango: *from the audience* Shut up or I'll kick both o'yalls a** like ya stole something!
Radical Edward: Well that's all for today! I'm Radical Edward!
~Inu-Yasha~ and Sesshoumaru: And we're getting out a**es kiccked by Sango!
Guy: What about Amiboshi!
Everybody including Ami: No one CARES!
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