*Friday*
Me: Oh lookie here! I finally got my car! Now all I have to do is test for my license!!!
DDS: Oh no no no no….Silly human, you need a birth certificate, Social Security Card, and proof of residency!
Me: D: but my stuff is 40 miles away!
DDS: Oh well!
Me: *deep breath* It’s ok, I can just pull some strings and find my way up there
Me: *grabs items* See? No Problem!
*Monday comes*
Me: YAY! I’m gonna test today!!! See? I have my documents!!!
DDS: Oh no no no no….not today!!!! We are ALWAYS closed on Mondays :D
DDS: *looks at items* and look, you are missing something!!! You need 2 proofs of residency!!!!
Me:…..
*everything is still in mothers name because she never switched*
*no cell phone bill to show because of it being PREPAID*
*nothing else to prove*
Me: *slams into the brick wall life put up*
DDS: Good luck getting your license!!!! Have a nice day and go f*ck yourself :D
I want to rip my hair out right now....
