This is a NEW segment thinger(my only?) about what me and my family talk about at dinner. First let me explain who I'm talking about:
Sarah: The goofball idiot
Steven: The quizical older brother
Dad: The one that won't catch on but still thinks he's funny
Allyson: the clever, quick-to-catch-on, and sane step-mother (I LOVE HER!)
GUEST STAR: alex, mustloveavatar821, the goofball's assistant
Sarah: Hey dad....What's your FAAAAAVORITE kind of stew?
Alex: Begins to laugh but tries to cover it up
Allyoson: eyebrowraise
Dad: Well I like (inert something I can't remember)
Sarah: that's nice dad, good choice.
Dad: What's yours?
Sarah: I like me a mean simered BEEF STEW
Alex: still laughing hysterically
Allyson: tiny giggle
Sarah: *to alex* But ALLLLLYSON doesn't like stew.
Dad: *teasing* YES SHE DOES! WITH CORN!(allyson hates corn)
Sarah and Alex: begin uncontrollable laughter that cannot be contained.
Dad: looks at Sarah and Alex like freaks
......
ALlyson: Chris(dad) you DO realize we are the brunt of a joke...right?
Dad: Oh...
Sarah *points to allyson* this one catches on fast.
Alex: cracks up harder followed by sarah
Alyson: Told you.
*a little later*
*quick note: french fry has a similar meaning to shmee
Sarah: Hey alex
Alex: yeah
Sarah: Guess What
Alex: WHAT
Dad and allyson: looks up
Sarah: I had frech fries today :'D(I REALLY DID, REAL ONES.)
Alex: Oh really!?
Sarah: Yes. From McDonalds
Alex: Seriously? Sarah you should higher your standards.
Sarah: Oh i know, and they were a little greasy
Alex: cracks up
Sarah: but guess what else
Alex: what?
Sarah: *creeper face* It was a large.
Alex and Sarah: Carck up
Dad and Allyson: weird looks
As much as I love you, there are some things you really need to know. Actually, it's ten things. I'll be frank with you, because, well, you would be with me too. You know...if you were real and stuff. So here goes nothing:
1. I hate your eyebrows. Shave them, pluck them, wax them, i don't even care if you go to the mall and have them threaded by those nice Indian ladies, JUST FIX THOSE MONSTROSITIES!
2. Your voice actor....is ugly. I want you to call funimation and have him replaced. After all, it is your voice, don't you want to be represented by someone just a little cooler?
3. You smoke. Smoking is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, bad for you. So stop, okay?
4. Your team-mates are freaks. Get rid of them and come join the party in Rave, my upcoming comic.
5. Your Buso Renkin name, Blaze of Glory, not cool. Just no, okay, no.
6. Aiming to kill hot guys *cough cough Kazuki* is not nice. You really should rethink your path in life. How about a chef? Or maybe a priest. No wait, I got it, darling you should be a school teacher!
7. Hairspray, yes I KNOW you use it, is not good for the environment. Please switch to gel.
8. There's a thing called anger management, say it with me, ANNNNGERRRRRR MAAAAAANAAAAAAGEMEEEEENNNT, take some classes.
9. Honey, mascara is for women. I'll buy you a bottle of make-up remover and we'll pretend this never happened.
10. I know it hurts to loose an entire school of pretty girls honey, but you can't take a cry brake every time something tragic happens. It's okay, I forgive you for that one.
Now that you now the 10 things I hate about you, I'd thought I'd tell you the ten I love:
1. Your pants
2. Your courage (metaphoric and otherwise)
3. Your hidden sensitivity (don't worry, I'll convince my friends it exists somehow!)
Hey buddies! Today i got me a new tennis Racket, two new shirts, a skort, and a visor! WHOOT! :D I also got two new sweaters and three new shirts for school(uniforms :P)
OMG the neighbors are having a karaoke party, kill me!!!! :'( the suck!
My birthday party is on saturday! STW! I'm also planning a costume party! (okay ill say itOUTLOUD! ..... VAMPIRE) nA COSPLAY PARTY hahaha well for those who dnt know anime it doesn't matter but it'll still rock! I can't decide who I should be... Renge from OHSHC or Bravo from BR(or should I be someone else?) haha well I guess I could be Renge in the silver skin.... HAHAHAHA no. OR SHOULD I BE SHOSEI?! THAT WOULD ROCK CUZ I HAVE HIS HAIR COLOR AND SHIZ! (from BR) idk pipcicle, allie-bear, angie-poopsie(do you even read this??), and anyone else DO U HAV SUGGETIONS?
oh and yeah im a girl... BUT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY but just in case... I have no problem with being a dude(obviously! I wanted to dress like a dude for my "old time photo" but my friend said NO)
WAIT
I THINK...THIS IS THE OFFICIAL FIRST PLAY OF CASCADA'S NEW SINGLE...ENJOY
^my ipod wanted to let you guys know
sooo whateverrrr
oh and steve's(he's my brotherr) friend is over, well two actually, but the other ones cute :'D hahaha well peace punch cap'n crunch, Immana split
For those of you that see word in my vocab that a) freak you out b) u know but don't understand y the HELL its there or c) find disturbing this is where I explain them! yay! So here goes! (not alphebetical)
erbody-everybody (Air-body)
e, as in "e said"-he (ee)
er, as is "er wallet"-her (...er)
Nermind-never mind (nair-mind)
Tevs-whatever
'tever-whatever
Shark*-love, f**k, Sh*t, darn, damn, sex, awesome, sweet, cool
Shmee*-sex
Stew*-see "shark"
dumbknuckle-a stupid person
-wad -a derrogitory suffix express my annoyance or anger, ex. JERKWAD CRAPWAD BITCHWAD TURDWAD
Shveet-sweet
OMS-oh my stew/shmee/shark
WTS-what the stew/shmee/shark
the pudding dance-MY DANCE OF COOLNESS
Radial force-my buso renkin/super power
blood lust-pippi's BR/Super Power
(poor alex doesn't have one yet)
Gwaugh-a scream
GAH-a scream
immana- I'm going to
youra- you're goning to
wera-we're going to
ruana-are you goint to (r u ah nah)
So those are my most used terms. now you notice my curse words are shark stew and shmee but two double as awesome and cool, they are very versatile... lol so they also are marked with an *. That means I'm about to tell you how they came about, because who substitues HOLY SH*T with HOLY SHARK/STEW right??
Shark: Facebook allows you to make a sharky icon in chat, (^^^), and once I typed I (^^^) you to someone which led to my usage of shark as it is used now
Shmee: I was at the beach with steve, and for SOME REASON i kept saying shmee when I got flustered. me rachel, steve and Julie stayed up till 3 in the morning everynight out on the porch and one night steve starts screaming SHMEE SHMEE SHMEE and well you can see where that went! lol
Stew: Alex and I were watching Nana and Nobu asked Nana K. to make him a stew. when she went over his house it showed them in bathrobes making out and a voice over of nana k saying "nana, what does Ren say to you when your making love" and alex goes I THOUGHT THEY WERE MAKING STEW!
lol i love my friends!! and me! and my vocabulary!
WHERE HAS THE GOOD ANIME GOOOOOOOOOONE?! COME BACK TO ME 009 PLEEEEEEEAASAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM LITERALLY CRYING! CRYING!
its insane, i know but i cant help it! this show was my life for like all of third grade and i have MEMORIES of rocking out to THAT! I HAD A LIFE BACK THEN! GAHHHHH!
